HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON

The Daily Record (Scotland) ^ | 4th July 2007 | Karen Bale

[SandRat]

He should have been wearing a Pair of “Justin Western Boots.” Good pointed toe boots are great for “Cockroaches” hiding in corners and just general “Shit Kicking.”

[kalee]

thionking should be thinking

[SandRat]

I just tore my Pre-PC era Monopoly set apart looking for that card and just can’t seem to find it.

[reg45]

He didn't even flinch

The pain from being burned probably overwhelmed his pain receptor system so he would not have noticed the kick.

[Grampa Dave]

It seems that this MD used some self medication to block the pain pathways.

Soccer kicks to the groin, shins, stomach, and head would be appropriate treatment for these Islamofascists.

Good job by this lad even if he hurt his tendon.

[SandRat]

the cabbie must have been an amateur Footballer.

[4yearlurker]

Hey Abdul,wanna be a farmer? Well here’s your first two achers!

[Samwise]

Ouch! But you rock, buddy!

Just be careful about which doctors you let work on the tendon.

[plain talk]

I don’t know. One report is that the burning terrorist said the word “Allah” a few times. We also read that he was traveling at a high rate of speed as he crashed into the terminal. Somehow it must have become evident to observers such as the cabbie that this was not a traffic accident and was a deliberate act of terrorism. We must give this cabbie credit for quickly figuring out what was going on.

[Samwise]

Allah Fubar?

ROTFLMAO

[Shaun_MD]

Excellent! He should have put him out with a shovel but that’s neither here nor there. I love a feel good story!

[SandRat]

ummmm,... insult heaped on injury? Isn’t the dead-sea under Israeli Occupation and considered doubly contaminated by the faithful.

[Shaun_MD]

Allah Flamebar!

[freema]

It is common knowledge among our servicemen and women in theatre regarding the jihadiislamofascistterrorists.

Not common knowledge among the rest of the world’s citizens at the mall or at the hospital or at the airport or etc., etc., etc.

This is why our troops use a few extra bullets. Otherwise the jihadiislamofascistterrorists won’t lay down for their dirt nap.

[captjanaway]

We need more guys like this cabbie!!!

[kalee]

That’s right.
I don’t know about this one but the ringleader was a Palestinian who came to England by way of Iraq. He would be real insulted by my suggestion.
Threats of physical pain seem to pale in light of what they would do to themselves in allah’s name, so psychological threats and humiliation seem to be the best option of deterring them.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

LOL! I saw it on google images when i typed in kicked in the nuts looking for a picture to post. I LOL’d when I saw it.

[starbase]

But he said last night: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.

Well I'm guessing the endorphins generated by being in a suicide attack, following an attempted suicide attack the night before, and being, well, ON FIRE, would largely override lots of other pains.

And maybe a hefty dose of crystal meth was on order the whole time as well.

[SandRat]

I know Georgia has some State Fair Blue-Ribbon size Razor-Backs that could be rendered up and the fresh hides used as shall we say,.... special sausage casings for a special filling to be left in the Sun to cure.

[miliantnutcase]

The flaming muslim guy must of said he was a Manchester United fan and that The Celtic F.C. sucks...