[DuncanWaring]

We can’t afford four more years of a mayor who spends all his time running for the next office, staging photo-ops and going on out-of-town trips.

To say nothing of poking TV reporterettes.

[HKMk23]

How To Run for Mayor in Los Angeles.

STEP 1
Change your name to something more culturally relevant, like Jamal “da Wall” Jimenez.

STEP 2
Cut a rap album.

STEP 3
Smack a set of 22” spinners on your ride; no matter what it is.

STEP 4
Make sure the BEST, most powerful audio equipment you own is in your car.

STEP 5
Round up your posse.

STEP 6
Muscle into several blocks of turf in South Central and take it over so you got some creds on the street.

...

[it only gets better from here]

[ishabibble]

Dear Walter:

Here is a suggested platform for your run as Los Angles Mayor:

I WILL BUILD THE DUNCAN HUNTER FENCE ALL ACROSS THIS BORDER. YOU NEED TO KNOCK NOW BECAUSE THE BACK DOOR IS NAILED SHUT. WE HAVE LAWS AND PROGRAMS IN PLACE, IF YOU WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, PLEASE COME TO CITY HALL AND I WILL HELP YOU.

Do that, and I will support you heart and soul.

[GOP Poet]

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[SunkenCiv]

Ping!

[johnthebaptistmoore]

Are there any conservatives running for L.A. Mayor this time around?