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Unknown Creature Caught Off Hawaii (Satire)
Scooter's Report ^ | 7-6-07 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 07/06/2007 11:11:04 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

Biologists are studying what appears to be a never-before-seen life form described as a cross between a squid and a octopus, recently collected from a depth of over 3000 feet. "It's red, slimy, has probing tentacles, and hates the United States, we think it's possibly related to Nancy Pelosi," said researcher Frank Hauni.

While it is a well-known fact Speaker of the House Pelosi (D-Calif) has vacationed in Hawaii many times, she has vigorously denied ever having a relationship with an invertebrate species. "I had an acquaintance who happened to be a squid in that area years ago, but we were just friends," said Pelosi. Efforts to reach this squid have so far been unsuccessful, giving credence to reports he was harvested by a commercial Japanese fishing vessel several months ago. More on this as it develops.

Scooter peace out.

Lifeform


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dems; liberals; pelosi; squid
I suspected as much....
1 posted on 07/06/2007 11:11:07 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster

“she has vigorously denied ever having a relationship with an invertebrate species.”

What about Harry Reid??????


2 posted on 07/06/2007 11:12:18 AM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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To: Digital Disaster

When I first saw the headline, I figured it was a Hildabeast story.


3 posted on 07/06/2007 11:17:25 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Sharpei diem -- Seize the wrinkled dog.)
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To: Digital Disaster

Looks like the new symbol for the American Socialist Party (formerly Democratic Party)....


4 posted on 07/06/2007 11:34:32 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Digital Disaster

DOOMED!!! We're DOOMED I tell ya!

5 posted on 07/06/2007 11:50:33 AM PDT by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: Digital Disaster
Oh Know!Its the Hildabeast.
6 posted on 07/06/2007 12:45:30 PM PDT by puppypusher (The world is going to the dogs.)
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To: MarineBrat

Ha haaa! That picture was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title to this thread.


7 posted on 07/07/2007 4:40:40 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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