Didn't they use to say the Edsel grill was built to resemble (a-hem) the female anatomy?
Can't say I see the resemblance, but......
A toilet seat, or an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon....
I have always wanted one - a ‘58 Citation with all the bells and whistles in coral and black.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Perhaps if they’d named it the “Vulvo”...
That's it.
I've loved Edsels since they came out when I was 5 years old; Dr. Freud would be proud of you for figuring out why. And I'd still give my first-born (sorry, Son) for a 1958 Ranger convertible.