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Old farmers still get jokes i guess.
What type of duck was it?
Great joke and wish your friend a full recovery..
And tell your friend Dave that I will keep him in my prayers.
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Another old classic was of about a traveling salesman walking down a country road when he saw something odd.
By the side of the road, underneath a low hanging apple tree, there was a farmer with his pigs. One by one, the farmer would pick up a pig and hold it, while it ate apples off the tree, until it had had its fill. Then he would set it down and pick up the next pig.
Perplexed by this odd behavior, the salesman asked the farmer what he was doing, to which he responded, “Feedin’ mah pigs”, as if the salesman was a little dim.
But wouldn’t it be better to knock the apples down from the tree and let the pigs eat them off the ground?, asked the salesman. “How would that be better?”, replied the farmer.
Well, you’d save a lot of time for one thing, said the salesman.
“What’s time to a pig?”, replied the farmer, with a smirk.
Thanks for the laugh, and prayers are up for your friend.