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Convict sues God for broken contract (funny but true-Romania)
World Net Daily ^ | 7-14-07

Posted on 07/14/2007 10:52:01 PM PDT by Bladerunnuh

God's alleged dereliction, according to Mircea including fraud, breach of trust, abuse of a position of authority and misappropriation of goods – all crimes, the plaintiff noted, under the Romanian criminal code.

Micera said that God had accepted his prayers and sacrificial offerings without providing any services in return.

Thus far, Micera is not getting an answer to his prayer to the court for relief, either.

The Timisoara public prosecutor rejected the case, saying God is not a person in the eyes of the law and does not have a legal address where he could be served with court papers.

Micera may get off lucky if his case ends there.

(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: romania
I imagine God could get out of jury duty pretty easily too.
1 posted on 07/14/2007 10:52:03 PM PDT by Bladerunnuh
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To: Bladerunnuh

“Conflict of Interest”


2 posted on 07/14/2007 11:00:41 PM PDT by MacDorcha ("Slogans are Silly.")
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To: Bladerunnuh

Didn’t Job do something like this?


3 posted on 07/14/2007 11:00:58 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear

Actually, Job was a righteous man. This guy’s a righteous idiot.


4 posted on 07/14/2007 11:03:49 PM PDT by Bullish ( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
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To: Bullish

True dat!

;-)


5 posted on 07/14/2007 11:05:14 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Bladerunnuh

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.


6 posted on 07/14/2007 11:08:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
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To: Bladerunnuh

The trial would’ve been interesting.

“I swear the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me...errr...”


7 posted on 07/14/2007 11:19:28 PM PDT by RepublitarianRoger
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To: RepublitarianRoger

Oops...typo...”I swear TO TELL the truth...”


8 posted on 07/14/2007 11:20:15 PM PDT by RepublitarianRoger
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To: Bladerunnuh

Timisoara bump.

My grandmother was a German Hungarian who grew up in Timisoara and left during hard times in 1925.


9 posted on 07/14/2007 11:26:28 PM PDT by AZLiberty (President Fred -- I like the sound of it.)
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To: Bladerunnuh
The Timisoara public prosecutor rejected the case, saying God is not a person in the eyes of the law

God will get you AND the law for that.

and does not have a legal address where he could be served with court papers.

Does to: Heaven, 1 Way. Zip code: 00001

Idiot bureaucrats.

10 posted on 07/14/2007 11:59:54 PM PDT by lowbridge (If You’re Gonna Burn Our Flag, Wrap Yourself in It First /No Oil for Pacifists)
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To: RepublitarianRoger
“I swear the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me...that liar and con man sitting at the defendants table..." :)
11 posted on 07/15/2007 4:22:22 AM PDT by AmericaUnited
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