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Three Questions for Al Gore and The Live Earth Hystericals
Townhall.com ^ | July 15, 2007 | Frank Pastore

Posted on 07/15/2007 4:33:42 AM PDT by Kaslin

Despite the wild popularity of their number one hit “Man Is Responsible for Global Warming,” I’m still not wowed by the music of Al Gore and his backup band, The Live Earth Hystericals. All their songs sound the same, and all their lyrics always reduce to the same one hook that’s also the title of their one hit song.

But, great ideas, like great music, can stand the test of time. And they invite inquiry, investigation, dialogue, and discussion. Advocates of great ideas—true ideas—are not afraid of engaging in debate, especially when they have the arguments and the evidence at the ready—in the bullpen if you will.

Just like when I pitched in the big leagues: When you have your good stuff, you’re told to attack the hitters. When you don’t, you try to trick ’em for as long as you can, and just pray they hit the ball right at people. You can boast all you want, but the moment you step on that mound and start throwing the ball, everybody on that field is going to know pretty soon whether you’ve got your good stuff that night or not. You can trick major league hitters for only so long and then there’s nowhere to hide. I should know. Too often in my career I was the guy trying to trick ’em.

By repeating the mantra “the debate is over,” when thoughtful observers know it isn’t, the Hystericals are screaming one thing loud and clear for the whole world to hear: “We don’t have the science to back us up.” Or, to continue the baseball metaphor, “We don’t have our good stuff, and there’s no one in the bullpen.”

No. The debate is not over.

Here are three, simple, easy-to-remember questions you can ask those who sing along with Algore and the Live Earth Hystericals.

1) Why is it getting hotter on Mars without any SUVs and private jets emitting carbon dioxide? If it’s the sun that’s responsible for the warming on Mars, then maybe it’s also responsible for the warming of the Earth.

2) How do the alarmists adequately explain past warming and cooling cycles that started long before the introduction of the first internal combustion engine? There was a Medieval Warm Period from 900-1300 and then a Little Ice Age from about 1500-1800. By simply looking at the covers of our most popular periodicals over the past century, these cycles are clearly evident. We worried about a coming Ice Age from 1895 to 1930, then it was the threat of global warming from the 1930s to the 1960s, followed by another imminent Ice Age during the 1970s, and now we’re back to the threat of global warming again. Our great grandkids will likely have to worry about another Ice Age. There’s just no such thing as our planet’s “ideal temperature.” Average surface temperatures are constantly in flux, up or down about a few tenths of a degree every year. These cycles are normal.

2) How do the alarmists adequately explain past warming and cooling cycles that started long before the introduction of the first internal combustion engine? There was a Medieval Warm Period from 900-1300 and then a Little Ice Age from about 1500-1800. By simply looking at the covers of our most popular periodicals over the past century, these cycles are clearly evident. We worried about a coming Ice Age from 1895 to 1930, then it was the threat of global warming from the 1930s to the 1960s, followed by another imminent Ice Age during the 1970s, and now we’re back to the threat of global warming again. Our great grandkids will likely have to worry about another Ice Age. There’s just no such thing as our planet’s “ideal temperature.” Average surface temperatures are constantly in flux, up or down about a few tenths of a degree every year. These cycles are normal.

3) If man is solely responsible for the increased levels of CO2, then how do you explain the Ordovician Period, 440 million years ago, when the CO2 level was 16 times higher than today? Or, the Cretaceous Period, 140 million years ago, when dinosaurs ruled the Earth and CO2 was 8 times higher? Or, the CO2 levels from 95 million years ago which were about the same as levels today? How can these levels be changing long before the appearance of man?

Despite what they claim, no, the debate is not over. Not by a long shot.

But, it has never really been about the science anyway. It was, has been, and continues to be all about the money. Who needs to pay it, who collects it; who redistributes it.

Put it this way. Al Gore views capitalism the same way other liberals view tobacco. He doesn’t want to outlaw it, he just wants to tax it. He doesn’t want to kill the Golden Goose, he just wants more of the eggs for himself and his big government cause.

But that’s a topic for another column.


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1 posted on 07/15/2007 4:33:44 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

The Algoracle and his Profits of Dooooom!


2 posted on 07/15/2007 4:35:30 AM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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To: Kaslin
How much money did this algorythm raise and where did it go?

Where are the pictures of the garbage aftermath of these clean-earthers?

3 posted on 07/15/2007 4:44:11 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: Kaslin
The Goracle
4 posted on 07/15/2007 4:46:44 AM PDT by Fred911 (YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT)
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To: Kaslin
Ooohhhh you evil heretic!

Thou hast not begged salvation from the Mighty GORE?

Go forth and ascribe the Gospel of Global Warming or thou shall surly perish!


5 posted on 07/15/2007 5:27:55 AM PDT by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: Kaslin
Another global warming denier confusing facts with hysterical emotions

If Al Gorebbels says we are doomed, it MUST be true

< / sarc >

6 posted on 07/15/2007 5:35:40 AM PDT by Popman (I removed my Bushbot brain chip after he didn't veto the McCain Feingold election anti freedom bill)
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To: Kaslin

People should know by now: His Royal Goreness** doesn’t answer questions from commoners and deniers.

** His Royal Goreness = HRG (which is the sound you make involuntarily when you see HRG speaking on GW.)


7 posted on 07/15/2007 5:40:46 AM PDT by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: knarf

How much energy waste and pollution did the concert itself generate? Hmmm....

Reuters had a report from a “litter-strewn Wembley Stadium.”
http://secondlife.reuters.com/stories/2007/07/09/6db2dd1d4f9759b3cfd66a2d99da8f50d8a31251/

Also:
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L04825287.htm

Plus:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=277416

And Finally:
http://firstfriday.wordpress.com/2007/07/07/live-earth-hummer-limo-and-private-jet-parking-this-way/


8 posted on 07/15/2007 5:42:30 AM PDT by RepublitarianRoger
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To: Kaslin
Have you ever noticed that the more self-righteous an Environmental wacko is, the less likely he/she is to practice what he/she preaches?
9 posted on 07/15/2007 5:50:15 AM PDT by Volunteer (Just so you know, I am ashamed the Dixie Chicks make records in Nashville.)
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To: Volunteer

Could that be because they are hypocrites? Like all liberals are


10 posted on 07/15/2007 5:56:56 AM PDT by Kaslin (Fred Thompson for President 2008)
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To: Volunteer
It’s seems to be the same delusional bubble that endears them towards communism. ‘I’ve got it made so screw you’.
11 posted on 07/15/2007 5:58:11 AM PDT by kinoxi
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To: RepublitarianRoger

I am surprised Rooters and MSN reported that


12 posted on 07/15/2007 6:03:34 AM PDT by Kaslin (Fred Thompson for President 2008)
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To: TLI

OK, OK, I hear ya! But don’t call me Shirley.


13 posted on 07/15/2007 6:05:03 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Ditter; TLI

The surly demeanor of antigore Shirleys is surely grounds for excommunication from the gorical church of hothothot.


14 posted on 07/15/2007 6:41:21 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (here come I, gravitas in tow.)
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To: Kaslin

4. Why do Democrats keep buying and burning Gasoline? It is un-ethical to claim it causes global warming, than buy and burn more.


15 posted on 07/15/2007 6:52:26 AM PDT by Son House ( Democrats are Hostile to Tax Payers.)
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To: Fred911
GoreBull Warming - Inconvenient Hypocrisy!

Click on the image to see the video

Click here to see the video

Al Bore invented the Internet.

Putfile Version (Higher quality)


Here's Another video showing what an imbecile Al Bore is.

The moonbats have been voting down the first video "Inconvenient Hypocrisy", be sure to vote it back up to the top of the heap of videos about Al Bore.

Good anti-Global Warming video that picks apart Gore's stupid film.

16 posted on 07/15/2007 3:06:18 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Kaslin; SunkenCiv; Lady Jag; Soaring Feather; potlatch; devolve; MEG33; Grampa Dave

17 posted on 07/16/2007 10:38:56 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; KlueLass; ...
three, simple, easy-to-remember questions
all four of 'em.
18 posted on 07/16/2007 11:21:29 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Friday the 13th, July 2007. Trisdecaphobia! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv

lol!!! ...It’s GOOD to have CHOICES.

...Just Pick the PARTICULAR “#2” you wish to use, and... now you ALSO have a ‘SPARE’!

I missed that... TOO funny!


19 posted on 07/17/2007 12:13:27 AM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: Seadog Bytes

They’re numbered A, 2, and D. ;’)


20 posted on 07/17/2007 7:22:06 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Friday the 13th, July 2007. Trisdecaphobia! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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