Report: Bin Laden Already Dead [December 26, 2001]

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[bolobaby]

Send their condolences?

Just WAIT until you hear them SPIN this if it turns out to be true! They’ll start screaming about how we are fighting ghosts and how there is no real threat! Especially given the fact that one of the Iraqi al Qaeda leaders recently turned out to be fictitious.

The great thing is they have complained that we should be spending all of our time and effort to find... a dead man! You know, instead of actually fighting the terrorists who have risen up in his place.

God, I can’t wait to hear the dem pundits talk out of both sides of their mouth on the talk shows about this one!

[taxesareforever]

If this is true, does anyone have an address to the Bin Laden family cave so libs and democrats can send their condolences?

Dead Man Walking c/o democrat headquarters Tora Bora Funeral Parlor Oven #8 Tora Bora, Afghanistan

[kb2614]

Osama Bin Laden isn’t dead. Osama, Elvis, & Jim Morrison all run a bowling alley in Casper, Wyoming. Dick Cheney own it.

[Sun]

“the WOT is the nut, not one rich Saudi nutbar.”

I agree, but still think he’s probably dead.

btw, I betcha the Dems would like him to be alive, so they can keep up their “but we don’t have bin Laden” mantra.

[Tex Pete]

Because the middle east media outlets knows the terrorists, and would know the tape wasn’t authentic, therefor, they wouldn’t report it at all.

Of course, no Hollywood types would participate in anything that might help America win the war.

[IslandJeff]

“Why can’t we find the tallest man in Afghanistan?”

- potential CIC Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Your cold sweats are justifiable. For the record, I think we got him, too.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Don’t forget that Jimmy Hoffa runs the snack bar.

[TChris]

Osama Bin Laden isn’t dead. Osama, Elvis, & Jim Morrison all run a bowling alley in Casper, Wyoming. Dick Cheney own it.

Hey, I've been to that bowling alley. I just know that their "Osama" is a double. Elvis and Morrison are just too "buddy-buddy" with him.

It's disturbing.

[TheThinker]

Yeah, I think the Al-Qeada figurehead is dead too. It feeds the propaganda machine to act like he’s alive but there’s no proof he’s still breathing.

[GLDNGUN]

What...couldn't you find a "Saddam killed on first night of bombing" story?

What's the point of pasting an obviously incorrect story from 2001? As another poster said, he was obviously alive right before the 2004 election.

[Sun]

“Why can’t we find the tallest man in Afghanistan?”

Yep, that’s the mantra of the left.

I’m guessing, he now has the tallest bones of the deceased.

[Sun]

“It feeds the propaganda machine to act like he’s alive ..”

Exactly.

[ASA Vet]

Thank you and you’re welcome.

[Finalapproach29er]

This is deception- he’s alive.

These people lie like the Communists. They found a paper willing to peddle their crap.

I think they’re trying keep the heat off for one more grand strike against us.

[BIGLOOK]

Ahhh.........right Bob.

We've talked about this before. Problem is 'Show me the body'.

[Son House]

From first post;

killing him and as many of his idiots as possible in any manner possible...and the fights still on either way.

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the fights still on, either way.

[stylin19a]

though it's later than 2001, nobody's been able to adequately explain this picture

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

The United States could still get him dead (unbury his corpse).

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

Fox News uses Usama instead of Osama?

[Jedi Master Pikachu]

Several of his family members have denounced him.