Report: Bin Laden Already Dead [December 26, 2001]

Fox News ^ | December 26, 2001 | Fox News

[Melchior]

A small knot of FR faithful have argued for years the OBL is dead. His silence was simply not in character given the history of the man in the Afghanistan war. Camcorders are a dime a dozen, but he nver used one to prove his existence. A Swiss accoustics firm reviewed an early Bin Laden tape and called it bogus.
Why then is OBL still alive. He is alive because it suits the CIA just fine to keep him alive. More money from Congress to track him down, etc., no matter how stupid the agency appears in being unable to find enemy #1. Unfortunately, no one has asked the CIA to account for Bin Laden’s four (at least) wives including the relative of a Taleban leader and the neice of Sudan leader Hasan al-Turabi. Nor have they been asked to explain the location of his numerous sons. It is quite likely the CIA does not know. As for someone’s question on Zawahiri, his wife and son were killed at Tora Bora (which he has openly admitted).

[ASA Vet]

(Note, I did not post the Elvis.)

[muawiyah]

No doubt excruciatingly so.

First,they might just saw only half way through his neck making sure no major arteries were cut.

Then, once he's tied to a stout sapling, he's placed over the fire and turned slowly ~ occasionally a woman takes a razor and removes a one inch wide 6 inch long strip of skin.

Al Sawahiri is roasted until lunch at which time he is taken down, fed, watered and limbered up for the next round ~ which begins immediately after lunch.

This is the way Real Americans would do it to one of their own (circa 1620 or thereabouts).

[ASA Vet]

Ok, Here's my explanation of your posted photo.

[ASA Vet]

There were no Americans yet in 1620.

[mad_as_he$$]

"Doesn’t he require kidney dialysis, assuming he’s still alive?"

Urban legend started by the CIA. IT IS NOT TRUE! Google it.

[muawiyah]

Hunh? There were Americans in 1620. Otherwise I wouldn’t have them listed in my genealogy.

[The Great RJ]

...About 30 close associates of bin Laden .... attended the funeral rites.

I wonder if Jimmy Carter was part of that group?

[muawiyah]

He forgot.

[RightWhale]

Where did you dig this up? It appears to be the report at the time.

[RightWhale]

he made a video in which he talked about Bush and Kerry right before the 2004 election

His image appeared in a video, but he didn't.

[reagan_fanatic]

Whatever date he assumed room temperature on, it was clear in his last video that there was something seriously wrong with him.

My main sense of satisfaction comes from knowing that he now knows allah never existed and that he was doing the devil's work all along.

Enjoy eternity in hell, Osama!

[JoinJuniorAchievement]

He very obviously didn’t die in 2001. For cryin’ out loud, he made a video in which he talked about Bush and Kerry right before the 2004 election.

You fell for that cheap fake?

[stylin19a]

yikes...sorry..it looked good early this am. I copped it from cnn, so....let's see how long this one lasts.

[irishjuggler]

I'm talking about this video:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/10/29/bin.laden.transcript/index.html

Show me one credible source in support of the claim that it's fake.

[oust the louse]

Al Sawahiri is actually an American spy. If this was ever publicly revealed, al Sawahiri would be killed very slowly and painfully by his own people.

I get your point...we must not let the enemy know they have a traitor in the ranks...shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....they may behead him.

[JoinJuniorAchievement]

Show me one credible source in support of the claim that it's fake.

You post something from CNN and then challenge me on finding a credible source?
Now that is funny!

I expect the next source you quote will be the NYT.

[RightOnline]

It’s true, of course.......he IS an American spy. Why, I have it on good authority myself........yep.

Heard he even likes porn and a good bourbon. Oh he will surely pay dearly if this ever gets ou.....umm.......ummm.........

[irishjuggler]

Yes, genius, CNN reported and played that video, as did virtually TV news operation in the world. Here's Fox News' report... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,137095,00.html

Feel better now?

If you've got a source indicating that it's fake, please share. Put up or shut up.

[RightWhale]

All videos and images are fake unless proven otherwise. Digital Age Rule #1.