Steve Martin suddenly realizes that he is ... Bill O'Reilly. :)
"I am feeling distinctly negative about this Bill O'Reilly, right now, Mr. Pot."
"Would you call it 'hate,' Mr. Kettle?"
"Actually, I think it's the smoke he's blowing, Mr. Pot."
"So that's where this blasted soot is coming from, Mr. Kettle. I do hate soot."