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The Arctic Barbecues
ecoenquirer.com ^ | April, 2007 | ecoenquirer

Posted on 08/06/2007 4:19:18 PM PDT by dynachrome

"I love it", said local Lars Larsen, wiping frost from his full beard. "This is the warmest summer I can ever remember…even the polar bears are looking for a shady spot to escape the heat."

(Excerpt) Read more at ecoenquirer.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Alaska
KEYWORDS: alaska; barbecue; globalwarming; manbearpig
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Instead of "nuke the whales" maybe it should be "barbecue the whales"!

(as always, freep the polls while you are perusing the site. ;)

1 posted on 08/06/2007 4:19:19 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

You mean the polar bears are not dropping like flies?

They’re still alive?

Who woulda thunk?


2 posted on 08/06/2007 4:23:34 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom

For more on overheated polar bears, see here:
http://www.ecoenquirer.com/polar-bear-heat.htm

“Hunter Jeremiah Johnson comforts a polar bear that had collapsed from heat exhaustion before he could shoot it.”

:)


3 posted on 08/06/2007 4:26:39 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right.)
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To: dynachrome

All the while sitting in a field of snow....

LOL!


4 posted on 08/06/2007 4:29:44 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: dynachrome

Other interesting news on this site (no kidding)....

“Breaking News: Extra Carbon Dioxide Causing Plant Attacks”

“Levitating Islands in Bermuda Triangle Observed by Spy Satellite”


5 posted on 08/06/2007 4:33:45 PM PDT by jdsteel (proud member of "Mothers And Children Against Criminal Aliens")
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To: dynachrome

The sad thing about this is that eco-extremist propaganda actually makes us less sensitive to real climate problems.

NYC city under water or all the ice melting any time soon is fantasy at best or fiction at worst.

But the sea levels are slowly rising and it will be a problem over the long run.

Right now sea level is rising about ..84 mm per year or about one inch every 30 years - half from glaciers melting and half from the seas expanding as they warm up.

This is expected to triple over the next century but we still have 100 years for the first foot of sea level rise.

That wouldn’t make a good movie, however. Or good fund raising for Al Gore. So they don’t like to talk about the slow pace of sea rise.


6 posted on 08/06/2007 4:33:48 PM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words)
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To: dynachrome
...even the polar bears are looking for a shady spot to escape the heat."

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Gotta love ecoEnquirer.com.

7 posted on 08/06/2007 4:34:14 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: dynachrome

It’s wonderful to see that some are benefitting from this dastardly global warming. I’m also glad to see that Lars and Jeremiah have taken an interest in the far north. The ecoenquirer is a great publication. :)


8 posted on 08/06/2007 4:36:58 PM PDT by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.com)
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To: dynachrome
Hardly BBQ Weather -

NWS Fairbanks, AK
Zone Forecast: Northern Arctic Coast
Last Update: 228 PM ADT MON AUG 6 2007
Detailed text forecast
Hazardous weather condition(s):

Tonight...Mostly cloudy. Areas of fog. Lows 32 to 40. East winds 10 to 15 mph.

Tuesday...Mostly cloudy. Areas of fog. Highs 40 to 50. Light winds.

Tuesday Night...Mostly cloudy. Areas of fog. Lows around 35. Southeast winds around 10 mph.

Wednesday...Mostly cloudy. Highs 50 to 60. South winds around 10 mph.

Wednesday Night...Partly cloudy. Lows around 45. South winds 10 to 15 mph.

Thursday...Partly cloudy. Highs near 55.

Thursday Night...Partly cloudy. Lows near 40

9 posted on 08/06/2007 4:38:53 PM PDT by Species8472 (If you can't defeat them at the ballot box, get em in court!)
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To: gondramB
Well yes, unless the coming ice age doesn’t freeze Earth in less than 100 years. Been watching the sun lately?

The sea has risen about 400 feet in the last 15,000 years or so, so a few more inches here and there is just measurement error. BTW, how accurate do you think the sea level measurement was at 1000 AD, maybe it went down since and it’s just correcting now. If you consider the medieval warm period when it was quite a bit warmer than now, the sea was likely higher than it is now. The little ice age likely lowered the sea level. If you believe it is going up now, stands to reason it went up and down in recent history.

10 posted on 08/06/2007 4:43:17 PM PDT by Tarpon
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To: Tarpon

>>If you believe it is going up now, stands to reason it went up and down in recent history.<<

I beleive the sea level is going up because the National Snow and Ice Data Center’s state of the Cryosphere says it is.

The NSIDC and the SOTC were set up under the Reagan administration to study glacier shrinkage.

http://nsidc.org/sotc/sea_level.html

As for whether it will hold, heck if I know but the people studying this for the government say its speeding up but still VERY slow. I don’t think a foot in a 100 years is a crisis.

But we need to keep studying it. And we need to keep science separate from ecoextremism. And not deny the science from the conservative point of view either.


11 posted on 08/06/2007 4:50:31 PM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words)
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To: dynachrome
BTW, Barrow is far north



But it always gets warm in summer.



So its no great surprise they can cook out dressed like that.


12 posted on 08/06/2007 4:57:11 PM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words)
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To: gondramB
This is expected to triple over the next century but we still have 100 years for the first foot of sea level rise.

At the rate of one inch every 30 years that would be 360 years for the first foot of sea level rise. That should be enough time for those who might drown to move a few feet inland, don't you think?

13 posted on 08/06/2007 4:58:36 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Red_Devil 232

>>At the rate of one inch every 30 years that would be 360 years for the first foot of sea level rise. That should be enough time for those who might drown to move a few feet inland, don’t you think?<<

Depending on who you listen to the rate of sea level rise is expected to be 9-12 inches for the century as the rate increases by three to four times.

And if the slope is gentle, that could come inland dozens of feet.

But still nothing like the disaster being fear mongered.


14 posted on 08/06/2007 5:02:27 PM PDT by gondramB (Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words)
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To: dynachrome
even the polar bears are looking for a shady spot to escape the heat."

I was under the impression that all the polar bears were drowning because they couldn't get to land.

15 posted on 08/06/2007 5:05:53 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Never forget Matt Maupin)
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To: jazusamo

“ecoenquirer”
Wish he would write more stories. He is a funny guy,


16 posted on 08/06/2007 5:06:14 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right.)
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To: taxesareforever

Some become thieves. ;)

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/polar-bear-thefts.htm
“It appears that the young cubs simply have too much time on their paws, and without close parental supervision, they go out in search of thrills”, explained Manitoba Provincial Police officer Ursula Merrytime. “When the cubs are left unsupervised, anything can happen.”


17 posted on 08/06/2007 5:10:29 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right.)
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To: gondramB
I don’t deny the sea level is rising today, and your figure is about right, the modern maximum of the last 50 years is heating Earth. All I was saying is that historically it seems logical that in recent history, the sea level has risen(medieval warm period), gone down(little ice age) and is now rising again(modern maximum), continuing the 15,000 year trend.

The question is when does the next ice age begin. Interglacial periods average about 10,000 years. The majority of the Earth's time in the solar system it has been a snowball. The current interglacial period is now about 10,000-12,000 years old, using simple math we are due for a new ice age in the near future.

18 posted on 08/06/2007 5:27:20 PM PDT by Tarpon
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To: dynachrome

Very Cool! My buddys sister Dr Jerri Nielson was that gal who got breast cancer down in Antarctica. He and his brother flew in on the C 130 rescue

19 posted on 08/06/2007 5:45:51 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: gondramB
I would not rely on IPCC data.

Shocking Facts about Sea Level Rise

20 posted on 08/06/2007 5:46:55 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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