Democrats demand investigation of Dick Cheney and Karl Rove

See BS | 8 August 2007 | trueblackman

[Trueblackman]

Congressional Democrats are demanding yet another investigation of Vice President Dick Cheney and White House Political Advisor Karl Rove.

Upon hearing the news that former Cuba Leader Fidel Castro was dead yet again, Congressional Democrats are demanding an investigation. Congressional Democrats want to know the whereabouts of both men on August 7th when Castro was reportedly on his deathbed.

"The American People need to know were Cheney and Rove were on that day," said an aide close to House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers. "We know that Cheney and Rove have access to a SR-71 Blackbird and we refuse to allow another Iran Hostage Hoodwink on our watch!"

"We know that Karl Rove loves spiting in people's food," said an aide to Senate Judiciary Chairman Patrick Leahy. "This is his way of trying to kill Castro and the Bushies love going after old Communists."

"We need another investigation to make it look like we are doing something for the American People," said an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelsoi. "We can't pass anything of substance and our poll numbers are in the crapper, so why not another investigation as a shiny object to the American People."

Tony Snow seemed perplexed at this morning's White House Press Briefing and declined comment on the story, stating that the White House welcomes another investigation and "What is this number 301?"

C(BS)has obtained documents that claim that the Haliburton Dirigible of Doom was sighted over Havana on 7th of August. C(BS)will provide more information, documents and first hand accounts as soon as we can manufacturer them.

[Billthedrill]

LOL - what did they know and when did they know it?