Posted on 08/11/2007 10:15:29 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
3rd Platoon gobbles up a gift from home
RAWAH, Iraq — One day last month in San Diego, a good-hearted woman whose brother-in-law is a Marine in Iraq had an idea to support the troops downrange.
Her brother-in-law, 1st Lt. Josef H. Wiese, 24, of Steilacoom, Wash., is a platoon commander whose Marines man a patrol base in Rawah, a debris-strewn city in western Anbar province.
Now, what would be a really helpful thing to send to Joe and all those tireless young Marines in the searing Mesopotamian heat?
Tuna. Yes, that would be the thing. Great for snacks, it can be spread on just about anything, and they wouldn’t even have to heat it up. But since there are more than a few Marines there, it would be good to send a big enough amount.
And so it was that the thoughtful woman’s gift made its way through the postal system, across continents, across oceans, and was delivered to Wiese and the Leathernecks of 3rd Platoon, Company D, 1st Light Armored Reconnaissance Battalion.
Wiese eyed the gift, with gratitude but also surprise.
“So, my sister-in-law, she went out and bought this whole big family-size can of tuna — not even family size — restaurant size.”
“I was like, ‘Wow, that’s a whole lot of tuna.’”
He realized he now faced a problem in logistics. With this much tuna, how would they keep it fresh once they opened it?
The first step was to stage the tuna, so to speak. Marines being in excellent shape, they managed to raise the can to a perch on the refrigerator.
A day passed. Then two. Days turned into a week.
“I guess it sat up there for about a good two, three weeks, intimidating us,” Wiese said.
Then, at some hour of a 24-hour-day, Lance Cpl. Christopher Martinez finished standing watch.
“I was hungry,” said Martinez, 21, a Squad Automatic Weapon gunner from Corpus Christi, Texas.
“So,” Wiese said, “Lance Cpl. Martinez came to me with this big smile: ‘Let’s eat this.’”
Next problem: “We didn’t have any bowls big enough for this thing,” Wiese said.
Then a solution struck Wiese and Martinez. They could use a big plastic trash bag, and a carton that normally holds numerous Meals, Ready to Eat.
“I used the insides of the box to kind of spread open the plastic bag,” Wiese recalled.
They grabbed a quart bottle of mayonnaise and emptied it in.
In went various seasonings, including a seafood seasoning salt that sells in Wiese’s home state of Washington. A Marine from Louisiana gave them a seasoning familiar in his home region.
“So we finally got this thing mixed up,” Wiese said. “We start popping out hot dog buns because that’s all we had and threw tuna on the hot dog buns.”
Then came the next stroke of genius. If they used the pre-sliced American cheese they had around, they could offer the Marines tuna melts.
Wiese and Martinez fairly exulted in their ingenuity.
“‘Yeah, we just achieved something spectacular. — ‘Hey, you want a tuna melt?’”
Few did.
“We were trying to pawn off all these tuna melts. ‘No thanks. Not hungry yet.’”
But soon, the Marines finished off the tuna melts. Still, “more than half that tuna [was] left inside the plastic bag,” Wiese said.
But as word spread that it was good stuff, “It went away in a day or two,” Wiese said.
“It was pretty good,” said Pfc. Bryan Gregory, 22, of Bagdad, Ariz. “A little odd … but whatever gets the job done.”
I've got all kinds of things to say about that but I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt......maybe they were out of town for those two, three weeks.
Thanks for your ping, just my neck of the woods :)
I’ve sent prok products and haven’t had any sent back...
LOL Pork too ;)
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Re-label it “chicken” or “tuna” or whatever comes to mind. The troops will understand and appreciate your need to improvise.
You realize that Judaism forbade pork before Islam existed, right?
Yes I did; and took into consideration God’s list as counteracting poor hygiene standards and humans total lack of understanding bacteria and contamination then.
Hence I say let our men and women in Iraq and Afghanistan have all the sterile pork products they can wolf down. If the Muslims and old-school Jews aren’t down with that that’s more barbecue, sausage, bacon, chops and ham for the rest of us.
I suspect suicide bombers are easy to recruit because their cult is determined to torture them with such a poor quality of life. Being compelled to spend so much time with ones butt in the air with all the blood rushing to your head doesn’t help, either.
Yes, I respect Jewish folks who follow the mandates far more than those who give it lip service while doing whatever they like. We’ve got a lot of self-hating Jews in Nashville who offend most of the goyem they encounter. If you’re going to go with a religion you need to at least try to abide by it.
That goes for all the Arabs I saw digging sausage pizzas, drinking alcohol and running into brothels while I was stationed in Europe. Those punks live in fear that the Wahabbists might obtain evidence of their partying. Not unlike a certain strategerist sucking up to a corrupt neighboring nation for his actions at a TJ donkey show.
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