Class Clown? I don't think that La Madam, nice Irish girl that she is would put up with that, my mother was Black Irish, Northern Ireland, and they can motivate.
She's threatening to take me to the American Folk Festival tonight, make me drink beer and listen to Cajun music and live blues. Maybe I can sneak over to the "traditional Arab music" and ask if that's the music they perform clitorechtimies too.