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A Streetcar Named Goats on the Roof
Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 27 August 2007 | John Armor (Congressman Billybob)

Posted on 08/27/2007 1:25:17 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob

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To: Congressman Billybob
The old country store in Coombs, BC has had goats on the roof for over 30 years.


21 posted on 08/27/2007 1:52:16 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Tax-chick; Red Badger

From IMDB:

“While at Yale, she was classmates with David Duchovny, who suggested her for a part on “The X Files” (1993) (which went to Gillian Anderson).”

So it appears that she almost became Scully!


22 posted on 08/27/2007 1:52:27 PM PDT by Disambiguator (What's the temperature, Albert?)
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To: Red Badger
Flashback...

23 posted on 08/27/2007 1:54:43 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Congressman Billybob

We were new to the area. Just moved into a house with a 6’ tall chain link fence.

My brother had a goat that kept running off. So he asked me to keep it for him, for a short while.

Strong wind had blown over a small metal shed in the yard. Only part usable was the metal roof.

It was also raining pretty hard, so I leaned the roof against the chain link fence post for shelter “for the poor little goat”.

3.A.M.: Sounded like THUNDER out back. The goat was running up and down the metal roof, having a great time.

He went back to my brother. Next I heard, the goat was taco meat.

This is what happens to some “goats on the roof”.


24 posted on 08/27/2007 2:06:25 PM PDT by wizr (A step in Faith will set you free.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Just had a glass of South African red labeled ‘Goats do Roam’ ... excellent.


25 posted on 08/27/2007 2:10:10 PM PDT by BluH2o
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To: Congressman Billybob

I enjoy a good satyr-ical tale!


26 posted on 08/27/2007 2:12:47 PM PDT by tarheelswamprat
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To: Congressman Billybob

SISTER BAY, WI — “You have to go to Al Johnson’s,” everybody says. “They’ve got goats on the roof.”

http://www.aljohnsons.com/


27 posted on 08/27/2007 2:18:10 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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To: Red Badger
I wonder whatever happened to that actress? She seems to have just faded from the scene...........

Especially after it came out that she had a body double for ALL the dance scenes.

Mercy, that movie was rotten.

28 posted on 08/27/2007 2:24:12 PM PDT by RikaStrom (The number one rule of the Kama Sutra is that you both be on the same page.../Exeter 051705)
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To: wizr

I have a friend who likes goats. I send him stuff like this all the time. Of course I changed a few words!

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Scientists have revealed that an East African species of jumping goat(Evarcha goaticus) preferentially preys on chipmonks that have recently fed on vertebrate blood. Experiments showed that, when presented with a choice between blood-fed chipmonks and other chipmonks of similar size, 83 percent of the jumping goats selected the blood-fed chipmonk.
Jumping goats belong to the Family Salticidae. They have eight eyes: four large eyes on the front of their head, two tiny eyes on the side, and two medium-sized eyes on the rear of their head. They also have well-developed jumping skills, enabling them to leap up to fifty times their body length. Their acute vision enables them to stalk and capture prey with precision.
Evarcha goaticus may not be the only goat to feed on vertebrate blood in this way, but at this time, it remains the only known example and is, as a result, a unique and interesting predator:

Evarcha goaticus is the first known predators to select prey based on the prey’s most recent meal
Evarcha goaticus is the first known predator to feed on vertebrate blood by selecting and eating chipmonks.

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29 posted on 08/27/2007 2:25:24 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: Congressman Billybob

The folks put too much work into it. I saw I goat standing on top of a standard, wooden doghouse one time.

Now, if they really wanted to stand out, they’d start offering barbecue goat on Fridays.


30 posted on 08/27/2007 2:27:28 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Red Badger

I think she was Jennifer Beals. She was in the only slightly better movie, “The Bride”, a remake of the bride of Frankenstien, with Sting. BTW, she had a double do the actual dancing because she couldn’t dance.


31 posted on 08/27/2007 2:44:22 PM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: JRios1968

My spouse was bit by a goat a couple of months ago. A very ‘bad’ one knocked down a chain link pen with poles cemented into concrete. Goats are good for one thing-Shish Kabob.


32 posted on 08/27/2007 9:38:31 PM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: Westlander
Goats are good for one thing-Shish Kabob.

Only three words can describe that: De-licious.

33 posted on 08/27/2007 10:09:24 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: Tax-chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

fainting goats.


34 posted on 08/29/2007 5:08:17 AM PDT by Mercat (strategic deworming. Name of a new rock band?)
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To: Mercat

One of my cousins in Missouri kept fainting goats. They were funny!


35 posted on 08/29/2007 5:27:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Gravity! It's not just a good idea, it's the law!)
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To: Congressman Billybob

My first thought was the Goatman has finally settled down. But then there is no way that old hermit is still alive. For those who really want to know, there actually was a traveling hermit back in the 60’s and maybe the 70’s who used to roam round the mountains of N. Ga, Tn, and who knows where with a couple of junk wagons pulled by goats along with about 50-60 more running loose. Some were tethered but most just roamed free. How he kept them all together I’ll never know. Anyway, this guy looked like the classic sackcloth-and-ashes hermit. He had the long beard, looked(and smelled) unwashed, very unkempt-the whole 9 yards. He took pretty good care of his goats considering and wasn’t exactly personable. He’d let you take his picture but he usually wanted a “donation” as I recall. My mother probably has some pictures of the one time we happened to find him up near Blue Ridge Ga. late one summer afternoon.

OMG, for fun I just googled him-and who’s a-thunk it! Here he is in all his over-alled glory(just like I remember him):

http://kudzucollection.com/goatman.htm


36 posted on 08/30/2007 6:32:17 AM PDT by snuffy smiff
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To: snuffy smiff
I remember the Goat Man!

You didn't want to be downwind of him or his entourage!

Link's dead. Here's another.

37 posted on 09/01/2007 5:00:19 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: snuffy smiff

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38 posted on 09/01/2007 7:30:01 AM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: MarMema

Goats on the Roof PING


39 posted on 09/01/2007 7:39:38 AM PDT by B Knotts (Anybody but Giuliani!)
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