There’s a lot to hate about these people.
Senator Clinton was on a plane to Texas and finds
herself seated next to an older, weathered man in
a western snap shirt, faded jeans and a cowboy hat.
Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides
to make sport of him.
“You know,” she says, “I’ve heard these flights go
much more quickly if you strike up a conversation
with a fellow passenger. So, let’s talk.”
The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, “Well I s’pose
that’d be all right. What’d ya like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know, “says Hillary with a hint of
sarcasm, “How about Iraq ?”
“Hmm,” says the cowboy, sensing the Hillary’s attempt
to belittle h im, “That could be an interesting topic.
But, let me ask you a question first —
“Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff—grass.
Yet, a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why
do you suppose that is?”
Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton’s replies, “I haven’t the
slightest idea.”
“So tell me then,” says the cowboy with a smile, “How
is it that you feel qualified to discuss Iraq when you don’t know Shiite?”
Why? Does Bill O'Reilly say they're black?
/sarc