Oregon woman kills hitman hired by her husband

NBC Channel 3 ^ | 9/10/07

[DejaJude]

"If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself," declared Kuhnhausen.

Maybe he ought to ask for more time in prison. He's safer in there.

[Greg F]

Yah, my wife is a big girl and strong. She just isn’t aggressive. Hard to teach her because she can’t imagine doing it. I probably should keep at it though.

[khnyny]

"If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself," declared Kuhnhausen.

That's gotta be the line of the day, lol.

[Kevmo]

She could date one of those guys who dug his way out of the mine by only eating rocks & drinking piss. Their kids would take over the world.

[mommya]

That’s funny.

[GeneralisimoFranciscoFranco]

“If I had a hammer...”
"I'd hit ya in the forehead..."

[sticker]

For safety sake I think I would find out what she wished to be called

[vox_freedom]

Best laughs of the day...
Non-fiction is always the funniest.

[khnyny]

She could date one of those guys who dug his way out of the mine by only eating rocks & drinking piss. Their kids would take over the world.

LOL. Actually, that's really funny.

[SJSAMPLE]

Last week, I asked my seven year-old daughter if she remembered anything from her second year of Tae Kwon Do.

Without hesitation, she planted a side-kick squarely to my genitals to demonstrate.

[antiRepublicrat]

Every female from early years should be taught self-defense with whatever is handy

I'm working with my kids. Whatever's handy ... heard that back in the 90s a grade-school kid stabbed his would-be abductor in the gut with a lead pencil and they found the perp at the ER. Does an iPod headphone cable make a good garrote?

[ko_kyi]

“the claw end would work the best,”

That’s gonna leave a mark.

[ari-freedom]

now that is the real 'Krav Maga'

[art_rocks]

“You are correct. According to Miss Manners, a lady always wears white gloves whilst strangling an attacker.”

but was this after Labor day?

[khnyny]

“The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.” D.H. Lawrence

Lawrence must have had people like Ms. Kuhnhausen in mind when he came up with that line, lol.

[Millee]

Well, she is available now! ;o)

[paul51]

Oregon woman kills hitman hired by her husband

Just goes to show once again it's so hard to find good help these days. Also, my kind of woman

[6ppc]

He only got 10 years?

After what happened to his hit man he may prefer to remain in prison when his dime is up!

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“emergency room nurse relied on her hospital self-defense training and began to bite, hit and choke Haffey.”

Several years back, I had some worthless individual try to rip off my purse. Like white on rice, I pounced on his exposed arm and bit him several times. After he ran off without my purse, I realized I had “gotten him good” because I tasted blood in my mouth. “Gads,” I thought, “HIV.” Who thinks about this in an emergency? Not I and never will if my live is on line.

Luckily I didn’t turn up HIV positive. On the other hand, the little twerp was going to be in a lot of hurts because the human bite is a very dirty and infectious bite.

From what I understand, it is cleaner to be bitten by a dog than a human…many times over.

I hope my experience helps some folks in the future.

[elephantlips]

“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times.”
“I yelled: ‘who sent you here? Yelled again, ‘who sent you here?’”

Hitting him with the claw end of the hammer over and over and expecting him to answer the question? Hmmmm.... :)