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To: Mr. Brightside
2 posted on
09/13/2007 3:30:23 PM PDT by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: Mr. Brightside
3 posted on
09/13/2007 3:31:24 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
To: Mr. Brightside
4 posted on
09/13/2007 3:31:44 PM PDT by
Fawn
(http://www.brightlion.com/InHope/InHope_en.aspx)
To: Mr. Brightside
5 posted on
09/13/2007 3:32:38 PM PDT by
clamper1797
(Tonkin Gulf Yacht club 1972 1973 ... OH and BTW GO Fred GO)
To: Mr. Brightside
“30 frozen cats”
270 lives lost.
6 posted on
09/13/2007 3:33:11 PM PDT by
Rb ver. 2.0
(Reunite Gondwanaland!)
To: Mr. Brightside
Now I have heard of cat lovers, but that goes beyond ridiculous.
Puhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
7 posted on
09/13/2007 3:34:02 PM PDT by
Spunky
("Everyone has a freedom of choice, but not of consequences.")
To: Mr. Brightside
Go with the fresh ones. The freezing them destroys the flavor.
8 posted on
09/13/2007 3:34:43 PM PDT by
Yankee
To: Mr. Brightside
9 posted on
09/13/2007 3:34:43 PM PDT by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Mr. Brightside
To: Mr. Brightside
What is it with these cat ladies? Every so often, you hear about them, they have a huge number of cats, they live in filthy conditions—there must be a name for this disorder.
11 posted on
09/13/2007 3:36:57 PM PDT by
Judith Anne
(Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat Siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you dont complain.
But thats not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfields on my fork.
Hes purrin here on my fork.
CHORUS
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and youll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boy.
They fry it real crisp in dough.
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said “Not today. I lost my appetite.
Theres two cats in my belly and they want to fight.”
I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys.
And that is when I knew.
CHORUS
Theres a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin there at noon.
They say that its beef or fish or pork
But its purrin there on my fork.
Theres a hair-ball on my fork.
http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/Humor/Music/cats_in_the_kettle.htm
12 posted on
09/13/2007 3:37:09 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: Mr. Brightside
30 frozen cats found in woman's home Does she own a Chinese restaurant?
To: Mr. Brightside
Hmm...
To: Slings and Arrows
What a worthless woman.
I wish one of those cats had been the one who cornered the bear up a tree in New Jersey. That cat would have made short work of her.
16 posted on
09/13/2007 3:40:48 PM PDT by
Clintonfatigued
(Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
To: Mr. Brightside; Millee; carlr; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Xenalyte; Tatze; ...
Guess Simon will need to update...
his book
with a new... edition!
19 posted on
09/13/2007 3:43:06 PM PDT by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Mr. Brightside
Every town has at least one crazy cat lady.
21 posted on
09/13/2007 3:45:07 PM PDT by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Yum!!
22 posted on
09/13/2007 3:45:24 PM PDT by
MarkeyD
(Just another country bumpkin looking forward to Fred!)
To: Mr. Brightside
One of those frozen pusses looked suspiciously familiar.
23 posted on
09/13/2007 3:50:07 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
(Move On should move on. Move on back to Russia.)
To: Mr. Brightside
25 posted on
09/13/2007 3:51:37 PM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(This country feels the same when Congress is in session as when a baby gets hold of a hammer.)
To: Mr. Brightside; mikrofon; martin_fierro
A Cass County woman. . . . A Cats Counting woman.
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