...you might be a Good Republican!

Bender2 ^ | 9-15-07 | Bender2

[MNJohnnie]

If you believe actions have consequences, that the rights of the individual are not trumped by the the emotional whimsy of the many and that the average citizen, working in his own self interest does more to promote the general welfare then all Govt programs combined, you might be a good Republican.

[Bender2]

If you believe this was not only a put on act, but it was borderline pornography... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you know there are folks genuinely concerned about Norman Hsu's health... you might be a Good Republican!

[Allegra]

If watching the news on CNN, MSNBC or any of the alphabet networks frequently brings on a desire to shoot hollowpoint bullets at your TV screen, you might be a good Republican!

[MNJohnnie]

If watching the news on CNN, MSNBC or any of the alphabet networks frequently brings on a desire to shoot hollowpoint bullets at your TV screen, you might be a good Republican!

YOU WIN! That the best one yet!

[Beagle8U]

If you refuse to vote for NE liberal puke RINO’s....you are a good Republican.

[Bender2]

If you are over 60 and would love to know the name of that hot chick in the subway cellphone TV ad, but are too ashamed to ask... you might be a dirty old man yet still a Good Republican!

BTW let me know if you want on... or off this 'Dirty Old Man' ping list

[Bender2]

If, like Allegra, you look really, really hot in your Houston Texans Cheerleader uniform... you might be a Good Republican!

Hi ya, sweetie!

Are you getting all the graphics or should I fax 'em to ya?

BTW Do you want on or off the 'Dirty Old Man' ping list... or shall I start up a 'Dirty Old Broad' ping list for you?

[Bender2]

Sorry, momentary lapse on Richard Kiel...

Yes, that is him from the "To Serve Man" episode of The Twilight Zone

He was in a string of TV Shows and Filcks: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., I Dream of Jeannie, Honey West, My Mother the Car, The Monkees, The Longest Yard (Burt's "He broke my eFing nose!" version), Silver Streak, The Spy Who Loved Me, Force 10 from Navarone, Moonraker and Happy Gilmore among others...

However, did not find him in Jaws but had he been in the film and had the shark ate him, the shark would be full for the next three years and the movie plot over!

[RepoGirl]

I never knew that was Richard Kiel. Always sort of had a soft spot for him, although as Jaws he really freaked me out.

Enjoyable read, although I have to say I sort of like the Sonic commercials because they're so inane.

[blackie]

Great thread!! :):)

[gc4nra]

Col. Klink had more military sense than any Dem running for President...

[Allegra]

Are you getting all the graphics or should I fax 'em to ya?

I can see the graphics since about 8 p.m. when I logged on to my laptop.

Couldn't see 'em before. :)

[Bender2]

If whenever a Democrat comes on the radio while you are driving you have to put this in the rear window... you might be a Good Republican!

Yes, the current crop of Sonic TV spots are inane... Especially these two guys who come across really, really gay.

Not that... that is anything bad about it, you see!

[Bender2]

If, like Gus, you have a real hankering to shoot once at an educated man... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you think Tom Cruise in any uniform, much less this one, is silly as hell... you might be a Good Republican!

[Bender2]

If you believe electing Hillary would be the first step in making The Alliance a reality... you might be a Good Republican!

[Erik Latranyi]

If you want to help Ann Coulter procreate......you might be a good Republican.

[CodeMasterPhilzar]

Hmm, I think I’d volunteer to help Ann with anything...

[Bender2]

Re: If you want to help Ann Coulter procreate... you might be a good Republican.

Sorry, Eric. Dick Cheney beats us both...

However,

if you still think the real star of "Tool Time" was... you might be a Good Republican!