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To: Millee; Allegra; carlr; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; StephenTX; wallcrawlr; Xenalyte; Tatze; ...

If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal...

you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this photo and later realize the girl holding the .50 caliber Barrett Model 99-416 was a blonde... you might be a Good Republican!

If you realize one of the Dems goals is to cloth all animals... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe we need Joe Friday as the next Attorney General... you might be a Good Republican!

If you understand how Hillary's Universal Health Care Program would really treat Chuck Heston's Alzheimer's... you might be a Good Republican!

If you can look at this photo and understand they were not acting up for the camera... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find Glenn Miller a better musician than any rapper... you might be a Good Republican!

If you find the Sonic TV spots way too gay... you might be a Good Republican!

If you believe this was the last thing Vince Foster ever saw... you might be a Good Republican!

If you look at this Global Warming photo and root for the Polar Bear... you might be a Good Republican!

More to come...

2 posted on 09/15/2007 7:27:23 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

If you’ve ever said “well, yes, that government program might benefit me personally, but it’s still a bad government program that should be abolished” you might be a Republican.

3 posted on 09/15/2007 7:39:19 AM PDT by Our man in washington

If you realize this is all Algore learned about gun control in Vietnam...

you might be a Good Republican!

4 posted on 09/15/2007 7:40:42 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

If you believe in protecting the innocent and punishing the guilty, instead of protecting the guilty and killing the innocent, you might be a good Republican.

If you believe the only good terrorists is a dead terrorist, you might be a good Republican.

8 posted on 09/15/2007 7:49:31 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)

To: Bender2; All

If you believe Dems want to clothe all animals.

Actually, this has been one of the issues turning desert arabs against Al Quada/Taliban. In some areas they were insisting that the tribesmen cover up the shameful parts of sheep or goats.

11 posted on 09/15/2007 7:59:00 AM PDT by gleeaikin

“If you believe Reverend Jim made more sense than any Liberal... “

One of the funniest lines ever spoken on TV:

Jim from Taxi: I was arrested once
Tony Danza character: Really, did they get you on drugs
Jim: No, I was already on drugs

52 posted on 09/15/2007 7:02:34 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)

Thought of another one...

You might be a good Republican if...

You believe there is no way liberal Hollywood will ever make a movie out of Michael Crichton's "State of Fear." Or if they do, they will twist it's message beyond recognition.

54 posted on 09/15/2007 7:15:13 PM PDT by CodeMasterPhilzar

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