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Lt. Kerry's Lonley Hearts Club Band
The Boston Herald ^ | 09/16/07 | Howie Carr

Posted on 09/16/2007 3:50:27 AM PDT by Andy'smom

If you thought Scaramouche was a pretentious name for Sen. John Forbes Kerry to give his 42-foot Nantucket gigolo boat, he’s gone and topped himself.

Liveshot has scuttled the name Scaramouche and rechristened it . . . Let It Be.

That’s right, the Beatles song. From Freddie Mercury to John Lennon. I’m telling you, you cannot make this stuff up.

Why “Let It Be?” My theory is the more appropriate Lennon-McCartney titles were taken: “Nowhere Man” and “I’m a Loser.” Not to mention “Fool on the Hill.”

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: johnfkerry; kerrryloserhowiecarr; kerry; scaramouche
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To: Andy'smom

Kerry is probably trying to maintain political viability by concealing the real reason for the name “Scaramouche”. See the brilliant post from a few years ago, exclusive to FR, excerpted below:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1472855/posts

The Quiet American by Grhame Greene is the quintessential anti vietnam novel. Written in 1955 while the French effort in then Indochina was raging, the novel explores and illustrates the various feelings regarding Vietnam that came to dominate American political culture in the late 1960’s.

The protagnist of the book is a guy called Fowler. Fowler is an American hating, left-leaning atheist in the mold of Greene himself.

On the other side is a fellow named Pyle, who works at the American embassy and is a strident anti-communist.

Fowler is very Kerry-esque, tortured by every conceivable nuance missed by the US and Western governments, and ultimately finds himself far more sympathetic to the Communists than to the French, Americans or non-Communist nationalists.

This is the quintessential book opposing the French/American effort in Vietnam, and there is no doubt that Kerry read it.

Fowler goes on to conspire with the viet minh to have Pyle killed. Fowler’s alibi for the evening when Pyle was killed? He was watching the movie Scaramouche.

The name of John Kerry’s yacht? Scaramouche. Coincidence?


21 posted on 09/16/2007 5:19:18 AM PDT by Stingray51
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To: beckaz

then it qualifies! good


22 posted on 09/16/2007 5:22:41 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Enchante

Would “ THE LANCHED LURCH “ be a fitting handle for this pero?


23 posted on 09/16/2007 5:35:24 AM PDT by CHEE (You don't have to practice to be miserable.)
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To: Roy Tucker

I guess the name Swiftboat was already taken. (LOL)


24 posted on 09/16/2007 5:35:30 AM PDT by steve7
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To: Enchante

How about “Back in the USSR”


25 posted on 09/16/2007 5:38:14 AM PDT by normy (Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft.)
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To: Stingray51
Even taking 'Scaramouche' at face value would be enough. According to Wikipedia, the protagonist of the novel is a young French aristocrat who "becomes in the course of the novel a lawyer, politician, and lover, confounding his enemies with his elegant orations and precision swordsmanship".

Sounds a lot like our boy JFnK, the lawyer, politician, and gigolo, except that his logic and sword are both quite bent. His identifying with a French aristocrat is too funny for words.

26 posted on 09/16/2007 5:39:50 AM PDT by US at Risk
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To: normy
Hoe 'bout "CAMBODIA"???
27 posted on 09/16/2007 5:46:30 AM PDT by OldEagle
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To: US at Risk; Stingray51
No matter how you slice Scaramouche, it makes Kerry look like crap.

Here’s the American Heritage Dictionary on Scaramouch (or Scaramouche):

NOUN: A stock character in commedia dell’arte and pantomime, depicted as a boastful coward or buffoon.

ETYMOLOGY: French Scaramouche, from Italian Scaramuccia, from scaramuccia, skirmish.

Let it be! Indeed.

28 posted on 09/16/2007 5:49:17 AM PDT by beckaz
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To: OldEagle

Or “Christmas in Cambodia”?


29 posted on 09/16/2007 5:52:57 AM PDT by OldEagle
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To: OldEagle

Or “I used to fairy CIA guys to Cambodia”?


30 posted on 09/16/2007 5:54:58 AM PDT by OldEagle
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To: US at Risk

Actually, the protaganist is the illegitimate son of two aristocrats and raised by the mother’s friend. After joining a roaming acting troop, which uses the charactors of traditional comic plays such as Pantaloon, Rhodomont (the likely source of rhodomontade) Polichinelle, etc. All very stereotypical. Scaramouche was the trickster. He later works for a fencing master and becomes expert and still later ends up joining the National Assembly during the early days of the French Revolution, in part to keep aristocrats from killing their opponents in duels. It’s a great book (by Rafael Sabatini).

But, you’r probably right about Kerry’s admiration for the French and for The Quiet American. Remember a few years ago that Michael Caine was miffed because he didn’t win best actor for the movie.


31 posted on 09/16/2007 5:57:50 AM PDT by McGarrett (Book'em Danno)
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To: Andy'smom
I know, it was still dark here when I copied it, maybe the moderator can change it.

For purpose of searching the forum.

Otherwise, 'Lonley' is OK. 'Lonley' could be who would follow Kerry.

"Lonley, don't you get on that boat!"

32 posted on 09/16/2007 6:00:57 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Andy'smom

YELLOW SUBMARINE (paint boat to match).


33 posted on 09/16/2007 6:06:44 AM PDT by shove_it (nonilligitimus carborundum)
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To: Andy'smom

Reporting for dooty?


34 posted on 09/16/2007 6:12:22 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: Andy'smom

Very, Very Bad Luck to change any boat’s name...as any true seaman knows. But this poor slob Kerry has flip-flopped on everything else in his life, why not his boat’s name too. Pitiful jerk!!!


36 posted on 09/16/2007 6:21:47 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: Andy'smom

Ship of Fools?


37 posted on 09/16/2007 6:28:44 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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To: Andy'smom

38 posted on 09/16/2007 6:31:05 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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To: Phatboy
Classic!

Kerry - boats - Scaramuccia, all becoming classic. Maybe Lonley is the classic dupe.

39 posted on 09/16/2007 6:37:42 AM PDT by decimon
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To: abseaman

Its done all the time on the Great Lakes.


40 posted on 09/16/2007 6:46:00 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Go Hawks !)
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