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The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
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| Neal Boortz
Posted on 09/20/2007 12:11:35 PM PDT by ulm1
The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
18. Barack to the future!
17. Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.
16. Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.
15. Face it, America: It's me or the Ice Woman.
14. Once you go Barack, you never go back.
13. Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
12. Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!
11. Not Hillary Clinton for president.
10. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.
9. Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac
8. He beats Hillary hands down in the bathing suit competition!
7. After our last president, we need one Hussein.
6. Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.
5. Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.
4. C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!
3. America: Movin' on up!
2. It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.
and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...
1. As American as imam's apple pie!
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1
posted on
09/20/2007 12:11:38 PM PDT
by
ulm1
To: ulm1
Say it LOUD! I’m Barack and I’m PROUD!.................
2
posted on
09/20/2007 12:15:02 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: ulm1
Wow....Neal was in “warp drive”.
3
posted on
09/20/2007 12:16:43 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: Red Badger
If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.
4
posted on
09/20/2007 12:16:57 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
(Look out! The juice is on the loose)
To: ulm1
5
posted on
09/20/2007 12:18:28 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Perdogg
Barack by popular demand!..............
6
posted on
09/20/2007 12:18:48 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: lilylangtree
The choice is as simple as Barack or white.................
7
posted on
09/20/2007 12:20:03 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(ALL that CARBON in ALL that oil & coal was once in the atmospere. We're just putting it back!)
To: ulm1
8
posted on
09/20/2007 12:20:15 PM PDT
by
expatguy
(Support Conservative Blogging - "An American Expat in Southeast Asia")
To: ulm1
Stupid, mean spirited and unfunny ala John Stewart. Like most of mentally defective “entertainers†pretending to be political pundits, Bozo here confusing childish sneering and petulant whining at everyone and everything as “wit.”
9
posted on
09/20/2007 12:21:32 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
To: capt. norm
Wow, Neal was behaving like the petulant whinny 13 year old his real mental age is. These sorts of hysteric whinny hissy fits are about as far from real wit as it is possible for a sentient being to be.
10
posted on
09/20/2007 12:23:26 PM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(http://www.vetsforfreedom.org/)
To: ulm1
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11
posted on
09/20/2007 12:27:10 PM PDT
by
ulm1
("democrat" originated as an epithet "'one who panders to the crude and mindless whims of the masses")
To: ulm1
Could be something straight off Leno.
Of course they left off “Barack, the other white meat”
12
posted on
09/20/2007 12:27:56 PM PDT
by
stm
(Fred Thompson in 08!)
To: ulm1
"10. Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans."
To: MNJohnnie
Lighten up, Francis.
I think these are a hoot, especially the one taking off on Borat. Here are some more:
Baby Got Barack
Obama Done Told Me
I'm Your Barack Door Man
14
posted on
09/20/2007 12:28:45 PM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Remember the Pentagon - - www.pentagonmemorial.net)
To: Red Badger
Heheheheheheheheehehehehe!!!!
15
posted on
09/20/2007 12:28:55 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: Dems_R_Losers
16
posted on
09/20/2007 12:30:13 PM PDT
by
ulm1
("democrat" originated as an epithet "'one who panders to the crude and mindless whims of the masses")
To: ulm1
Do You Believe in Magic?
Obama = The Magic Negro.
17
posted on
09/20/2007 12:31:16 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
To: MNJohnnie
Wow, Neal was behaving like the petulant whinny 13 year old his real mental age is. These sorts of hysteric whinny hissy fits are about as far from real wit as it is possible for a sentient being to be.Sorry, I thought it was funny. There must be something seriously wrong with me.
My sincere apologies for even thinking it might have been funny.
*Seriously...is this the "Humor Police" equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition?
18
posted on
09/20/2007 12:33:20 PM PDT
by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: MNJohnnie
Someone didn’t take their humor pill today I see. Happiness is mandatory citizen.
19
posted on
09/20/2007 12:34:14 PM PDT
by
Domandred
(Eagles soar, but unfortunately weasels never get sucked into jet engines)
To: ulm1
20
posted on
09/20/2007 12:42:31 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(Ron Paul put the cuckoo in my Cocoa Puffs)
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