September 24, 2007 The Honorable Iran President Mahmood Ahmadinejad
Subject: Peace in the Middle East after the anhialation of the warrior Jewish State
October 2, 2007 Political Activist Charles Manson
Subject: Silencing opposition of rich people who favor tax cuts and providing cuts of your own.
October 16, 2007 World Freedom Fighter Osama bin Laden
Subject: The dangers posed to world peace by the Christian Republican Right
October 23, 2007 Johnny Carson's Birthday - Guest Panel (Streisand, Mahr, Manlow, O'Donnell)
Subject: How Carson would have joked about the idiocy of today's Fox News Channel
October 30, 2007 The Esteemed Faculty of the Columbia School of Journalism
Subject: The importance in being objective while defeating the evil right wing republicans
and their stupid rubber-stamp followers.
/sarc
Damn, that's magna cum laude material. Give that duck a cigar.