Anti-liberal Sarcasm TorpedoTM ARMED. FIRE!!
They ate the lead paint, which drastically lowered their IQ.
As a result of low IQ, they joined DU.
The final touch was to conclude that their diminished capacities were the result of the BB-guns rather than the paint.
And that's why DU is anti-gun.
Full Disclosure: That's my story, and I'm sticking to it until I change my mind. :-)
Cheers!
LOL