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To: mnehrling

>> Parallel universes really do exist, according to a mathematical discovery by Oxford scientists

Duh. Of course they do. That’s where the rest of your socks are. Occasionally your car keys spend a little time there, too.


5 posted on 09/22/2007 8:58:47 PM PDT by Nervous Tick
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Good one! LOLROTH!! My car keys spent 15 minutes there this afternoon. I have 25 socks in my drawer. BUT when I dropped the bit chuck key for my drill and two minutes later I went
to pick it up and it was gone and I searched on my hands and knees and then got a metal detector NOTHING.
That was scary!


40 posted on 09/22/2007 9:43:51 PM PDT by TaMoDee
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Wrong. Your dryer eats socks, but only 1/2 a pair.


46 posted on 09/22/2007 10:50:04 PM PDT by pankot
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Yeah, that happens to me, too. I’ve noticed it is particularly accute near large, electrical appliances.

Numerous times I’ve sat, halfway between the refrigerator and the TV (country-style kitchen), and heard about so-and-so has just died. Then a month later I find out the bloke is still alive.

I think I should move the TV.


63 posted on 09/23/2007 12:33:07 AM PDT by SatinDoll
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To: Nervous Tick

Occasionally your car keys spend a little time there, too

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I must admit, it would clear up a few mysteries for me!


82 posted on 09/23/2007 6:04:34 AM PDT by RipSawyer (Does anybody still believe this is a free country?)
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To: Nervous Tick

Do my TV remotes go there too? If so, how come I don’t find the remotes from the other guy in the parallel universe?


88 posted on 09/23/2007 7:04:21 AM PDT by ops33 (Retired USAF Senior Master Sergeant)
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To: Nervous Tick

Too true! One portal into a parallel universe is through your clothes dryer.


107 posted on 09/23/2007 11:39:21 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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To: Nervous Tick

>> Duh. Of course they do. That’s where the rest of your socks are. Occasionally your car keys spend a little time there, too.

I’m glad someone understands !!

My glasses go there too.


126 posted on 09/23/2007 1:11:16 PM PDT by JMJJR (Paristan, Londonstan, Denmarkstan, Washigntonstan, how will you look in YOUR new burka ?)
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