My long, long time ago (they’re all dead now) CHP neighbor (pre-Smokey hats, even) didn’t bother with the seat...he draped her across the hood, out in the brush.
Little did he know that her husband, a Forest Service Ranger, was parked on the opposite mountainside, and had his binoculars with him....
Is that why they’re all dead now?
and the rest of the story is ......?