“Prove me wrong”
No need. You’re not important enough to me to spend the time doing so.
“Get a real job”
What do you do for a living...besides playing on FR pretending you have all the answers to everything.
Don't you just wish I was at the airport waiting in your line at this very moment?
Just think of how much fun you could have screwing around with me!
Which is exactly why I eschew airports at all costs.
I hope the airlines all go out of business on account of you and your ilk. Then you WILL have to find a real job.