[Khankrumthebulgar]

San Fransisco has been a sewer for some time now. They wanted to ban the Blue Angels lately. The City by the Bay is a home to degenerate scum. Personally its Sam Adams, Guiness, or Zeigen Bock. And I will drink Dos Equis Amber. Like my dark beers, must be my German ancestors.

[neb52]

You know ZeigenBock is an A-B beer right? specifically created to compete with Shiner.

[Military family member]

I usually ask the bartender for anything not made by Miller, Anheuser-Bush, or Coors. Here's the joke: A man has a sick horse, and the vet suggests bringing in a urine sample for the horse. The only bottle the guy can find is the Miller beer in his fridge. He drinks one empty for the sample then opens a second. He gets the sample in the empty bottle, then puts it down to wash his hands. On his way out, he grabs the full bottle of Miller instead of the sample, drives to the vet and leaves with the receptionist. The next day the vet call the man and says, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your horse has diabetes.

[RetiredArmy]

The only beer I drink is a German beer by Paulander.