[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

“Brings Patients Back From The Dead”
impossible.
Death is final. There is no return from the dead.
If a patient is “brought back”, that patient WAS NOT DEAD!
Is this so hard to understand for people who write headlines?

[capt. norm]

It's been done before:

[martin_fierro]

Upon reviving, the survivors reported having a strange craving for...

[C210N]

This is a big deal! Could tip elections in 'Pub favor.

While 'Rats vie for illegal alien votes, government employee votes, and dead votes...

'Pubs now fight back, trying to win back votes from the dead.

[ninonitti]

Chilling

[capt. norm]

"It's alive....it's alive!

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[Libertarian444]

[Allegra]

BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET!"

[ArmstedFragg]

Essentially what they’ve done is formalized the process that’s saved the lives of ‘drowned’ ice fishermen since time immemorial.

[SoldierMedic]

Makes sense. When treating Hypothermia, if the patient lacks pulse the saying is “The patient is not dead until he is warm and has no pulse”. The body is so amazing, how even when performing complicated surgeries, the body is chilled to preserve tissue until circulation can be restored.

[RightWhale]

• You have to live as if you're going to die tomorrow," said Monica.

  OTOH, if you live anyway and get to age 70 and have lived like there's no tomorrow and have nothing but bills and young children to take care of you can be a greeter at Walmart.

[Bernard]

Bill along with Monica are now back to enjoying their boating life

I was going to make some remark about Democrats in Chicago doing this for years, but then I saw this quote. Sometimes the remarks just write themselves.

[LambSlave]

Flatliners...