Ice cream consumption leads to drownings.
Check the stats. Do a month by month comparison of ice cream consumption against drownings. During the months that ice cream consumption are the highest, drownings are also the highest.
For those of you who are reasoning challenged. Ice cream consumption is highest in the summer when ice cream stands are open, hot people want to eat something cool, and more people are in the water at pools, lakes, and oceans. The fact that these months coincide have nothing to do with each other.
The good news is that you have raised awareness of the deadly correlation between ice cream and drowning. But some New Yorkers worry that experts’ fears will not be heard.
Next up, does Mr. Softee kill children?
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Do you need to be so negative?
“Ice cream consumption leads to drownings.”
A more positive thing to say would be; “Drowning deaths are significantly reduced during colder weather.”