Woman Jailed Over Vial Of Cat Urine

Associated Press ^ | October 9, 2007 | Unknown

[magslinger]

Kind of like Kitten Bonsai?

[CougarGA7]

I swear. Some of the crap women carry in their purse.

[decimon]

Kind of like Kitten Bonsai?

There's probably some nitwit trying this.

[SC DOC]

What kind of science class requires a lesson on dehydrated cat urine?

"Mass Spectrometric Differences Between Feline Urine Crystal Structure and Methamphetamine" ?

[PAR35]

Maybe the cat got into its owner’s stash, and that’s why it had to go to the vet in the first place.

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread.

[Doomonyou]

“This new learning amazes me. Tell me again how cat urine can be employed to prevent earthquakes.”

[Enterprise]

It's a good thing the detectives cracked this case and discovered that it was feline pee instead of drugs. A CATastrophe has been averted!

[EveningStar]

rimshot

[HeadOn]

Urea is a chemical used in many different chemical processes, and from the name, guess where it’s found? That could be the answer.

[savedbygrace]

I’ve heard that spritzing your garden with lion or tiger urine will keep away the alley cats.

It will also keep away any human being with a properly functioning olfactory system.

[JRios1968]

That was piss-poor...

[Slings and Arrows]

This article makes me thirsty...

For Coors Light?

[Biggirl]

Strange, very strange. Oh well. =^..^=

Give me the Pope and the cat story anytime!

[Mercat]

dehydrated cat urine. The question should be, how did they get the poor dehydrated cat to pee in the first place.

[Clock King]

I wonder if she even did the theft. She may have just agreed to it so she could get out of jail. The G-d Damn prosecutor/LEO Klan WILL keep you in jail, delaying and delaying, until they can convict you on something or you confess. Even though the US Constitution expressly forbids this. I pray I never get in trouble.

[martin_fierro]

Woman Jailed Over Vial Of Cat Urine

That cat urine is dynamite sh*t.

[festus]

I know where you can buy coyote urine but not cat urine. And the coyote stuff is liquid, maybe a bit concentrated though but certainly not dehydrated.