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Hillary Insures Her Piano Legs for $10 Million
The Peoples Cube ^ | 10/12/07 | fit_to_print_news

Posted on 10/19/2007 7:35:31 AM PDT by laotzu

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1 posted on 10/19/2007 7:35:34 AM PDT by laotzu
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I just called them “FAT”


2 posted on 10/19/2007 7:37:03 AM PDT by Zathras
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If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages.


3 posted on 10/19/2007 7:37:11 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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4 posted on 10/19/2007 7:39:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages.

No it wouldn't. It would be comprehensive since she's all ass.

5 posted on 10/19/2007 7:40:43 AM PDT by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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To: laotzu

Hillary actually has a “Coke Bottle” figure..............3 Liter.................


6 posted on 10/19/2007 7:41:14 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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In that middle picture she looks like Ethyl Mertz.............


7 posted on 10/19/2007 7:42:27 AM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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I thought cankles were un-insurable?


8 posted on 10/19/2007 7:42:48 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (The WOT will end when pork products are weaponized)
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If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages.

Not until she filed an Environmental Impact Study.

9 posted on 10/19/2007 7:44:44 AM PDT by AU72
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Didn’t I read somewhere that she wears corrective pantyhose? If not “corrective,” then I’m sure it was prescription pantyhose.


11 posted on 10/19/2007 7:53:58 AM PDT by laweeks
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How about a satire tag on the headline?

I was not familiar with theat website, and with the loony headlines of today, who knows?


12 posted on 10/19/2007 7:59:27 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (Truth : Liberals :: Kryptonite : Superman)
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Did you hear about Hillary?
She is loathsome and shrillery!

Between her eyes, socialism lies.
Between her thighs ________ lies.

The blanks are to keep me from getting banned.
Sorry if someone has nightmares over the visual.

13 posted on 10/19/2007 8:00:59 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: Slapshot68
"If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages."


14 posted on 10/19/2007 8:01:25 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: Slapshot68
If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages.

That's what we in the insurance business call "excess liability" coverage.

15 posted on 10/19/2007 8:03:45 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Kill the terrorists, secure the borders, and give me back my freedom.)
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I thought cankles were un-insurable?

There must be an insurable interest before anything can be insured.
I don't know of anyone that is interested.

16 posted on 10/19/2007 8:09:12 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Red in Blue PA
How about a satire tag on the headline?

See keywords below article.

17 posted on 10/19/2007 8:10:47 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: Slapshot68

Seriously, how much to you think Hillary weighs? 150lbs, 160lbs?


18 posted on 10/19/2007 8:11:16 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: andy58-in-nh
That's what we in the insurance business call "excess liability" coverage.

Available in the Excess & Surplus market.

19 posted on 10/19/2007 8:12:19 AM PDT by laotzu
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If she had her ass insured, she’d have to have multiple coverages, and if she tried to haul ass, she'd have to make multiple trips..
20 posted on 10/19/2007 8:13:07 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (DC scandals. Republicans address them, Democrats reelect them. (Tom De Lay 8/30/07))
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