[Eric Blair 2084]

Don’t roll your own or buy Native American smokes.

Buy cigarettes from the convenience store for the children. You are a good man. These non smokers are careless brutes who don’t care about the chilruns.

[Nathan Zachary]

My kids were entrepreneurs when they were young. They were telling me (they are all grown up now and gone) last family diner that they used to steal my cigarettes and sell them at school.

I thought I was just smoking too much, but they were swiping up to 2 packs a day, selling them for a buck each to kids at school.

In hindsight, I kinda wondered how they managed to buy the things they came home with. I thought they were just good at saving their money from part time jobs.

They were making up to $50 a day just going to school with my home rolled cigs.
They never neded "allowance", nor asked for it, now I know why. :o)