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Castration by Proxy - A Congressional Affliction
Townhall.com ^ | October 27, 2007 | Phil Harris

Posted on 10/27/2007 6:06:16 AM PDT by Kaslin

Body Integrity Identity Disorder is an extremely odd state of mind, in which individuals desire to have one or more limbs amputated for no medical reason. Another less scientific label used to describe this people… amputee wannabes.

I have watched a couple of documentary pieces on the subject, yet despite the intimate interviews with sufferers, I always come away perplexed why anyone would be consumed by such a desire. Why long for a handicap that can only make life difficult, not only for themselves, but also for those who are close to them?

The texture of that troubling question is familiar as I watched Congressional Democrats such as Reps. Jim Moran and Jim McDermott, and our very own Ron Paul (who seems to be for a strong military, so long as we only use it to fight Mexicans on our southern border). They were discussing an otherwise quiet funding request, to modify our B2 stealth bomber fleet, giving those valuable planes the ability to carry and deliver heavy MOP bombs.

The Massive Ordinance Penetrator, or MOP, is a non-nuclear weapon designed to pierce the ground and destroy buried targets. There was another weapon under development, since scuttled by the military, which used a small nuclear warhead for this purpose. The MOP is apparently quite effective and capable of doing the job.

Underground-fortified targets, which potentially could use a good MOP-ping, are located in at least three countries. Afghanistan, North Korea, and Iran all have special surprises hidden beneath the surface, and all of these shadowy hobby-shops contain either people or weapons, protected from destruction by conventional means.

What perhaps is most distressing about the obstructionist activities of these Congressmen is that they are not discussing the merits of spending eighty-million dollars on the B2 upgrades, but rather are “afraid” that if the MOP upgrade is available, President Bush will use it to attack Iran. It is especially distressing in light of the fact, that our inability to reach such targets, which may very well need to be “reached”, has been widely discussed in recent years, yet the military-despising Representatives, somehow find wisdom in maintaining the status quo.

Therefore, I see little difference between this attitude of the intentional hamstringing of our military capabilities and the incomprehensible desire to cut one’s own leg off… or perhaps worse, one’s own collection of family jewels. At least, “Body Integrity Disorder” is something that directly harms, only the afflicted individual.

The desire by members in Congress to perform Castration by Proxy on our military capabilities will put our Air Force personnel in jeopardy. If a time comes when we need to use these heavy weapons, the aircraft capable of carrying them are not equipped for stealth, and their crews will be exposed unnecessarily. Fortunately, we have an opportunity to amputate a few troublesome Congressional appendages, and these amputations, by no means, are unnecessary.


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1 posted on 10/27/2007 6:06:17 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

The same thing could be said of Western civilization in general. A great allegory to be used as the basis for a novel.


2 posted on 10/27/2007 6:10:10 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Kaslin

Well, that chaps me. We need this weapon in our arsenal, even if we never have to use it. Who would agree to play cards and self-impose a rule never to use Kings or Aces? RP is way off on this.

As much as I like a lot of what RP says, this decision is just wrong. And when he said 9/11 was committed by 19 thugs, it was like blaming the glove for what the hand did, or rather ignorance of the hand (the analogy’s not perfect, the 19 were murderers, but they weren’t alone). It seems a conscious bit of ignorance.


3 posted on 10/27/2007 6:13:17 AM PDT by Puddleglum
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To: Kaslin

Duuuuh—they wanna LOSE!
They really, really, REALLY wanna lose.

After all, the last time they tried this tactic, they got us JIMMY CARTER.
Yum!


4 posted on 10/27/2007 6:20:02 AM PDT by Flintlock
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To: Kaslin
"I always come away perplexed why anyone would be consumed by such a desire."

Yes, in the final analysis, you have to plunk some people into the category of "nuts"!

When people get into a psychotic mindset, nothing can convince them that they're "nuts". No amount of persuasion. No amount of reasoning. No amount of facts. No danger or fear.

Along these lines, millions of Americans are convinced that it is to their advantage to increase the size, reach, and appetite of that Frankenstein's Monster know as the Federal Government and of the politicians in Washington--and ever more increasingly the capitals of the individual states--who form our ruling oligarchy and who use this Monster to milk us of our hard earned money.

No amount of argument will convince these Americans that politicians want their money for themselves--for their own comfort and aggrandizement--and to get even more power and money for themselves.

Millions of Americans apparantly are cannot see this. It's like being psychotic.

In fact, they're "nuts"!

5 posted on 10/27/2007 8:31:45 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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