Posted on 11/11/2007 10:26:36 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
It will be named the “Ikillyou”!
IED, beheading knife (with video camera), suicide vest, female circumcision scalpel...
I was picked up in a Trabant in St Petersburg (Russia) a few years back—a friend-— and it was one of the most terrifying experiences I ever had getting to our hotel in one piece.
ROTFLOL...
Well, I’m glad you survided. I’m sure it wasn’t funny at the time, but it does sound funny in the telling of it.
Does it come with a button with the number “72” on it which when press in the midst of public gatherings kills infidels?
What?
No place for a plastic Mo Ham Head on the dash board?
I’m sure this “Islamic Car” will be built under strict “Halal” supervision under the guidance of the NAACB (National Association for the Advancement of Car Bombers) and designed with a large trunk and passenger space to accommodate larger explosive payloads, spacious Be-Head Room, Electronic Detonation/Ignition, Dynamite acceleration, offers the use of alternative fuels such as camel dung or infidel blood, a ”Suicide Belt not Fastened” warning light, mandatory C-AIR Bags, a spacious second hump like the camel for a extra explosive fuel tank, and an optional car swarm package and a choice of either Conventional or Biological weapons. Colors include “Infidel Blood Red, Islamic Green, or Burkah Black and mass produced in Detroit by Hizbollah Members residing in Dearborn-istan.
The jokes just kinda write themselves with this one.
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