Skip to comments.
Malaysia, Iran, Turkey plan Islamic Car
www.bhatkallys.com ^
| 11/12/07
| bhatkallys
Posted on 11/11/2007 10:26:36 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
To: TornadoAlley3
I did not realize there was such a big demand for a car that detonated when you started it up.
2
posted on
11/11/2007 10:28:19 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
("Hillary is polarizing, deceitful, and liberal. And those are are her good points!" Beaversmom)
To: TornadoAlley3
Islamic car? For a moment, I thought I was reading a Scrappleface satire.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
3
posted on
11/11/2007 10:30:10 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: TornadoAlley3
Lots of luck building a car that is low-maintenance and affordable.
Who will build it? Muslim countries have a notoriously poor record at building efficient factories and goods. Even the oil industry is largely managed by foreigners.
Maybe they plan to use African slaves on the assembly line?
4
posted on
11/11/2007 10:30:15 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: TornadoAlley3
Does it point itself toward Mecca five times a day?
5
posted on
11/11/2007 10:30:23 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
("He sees flying saucers and acts like one, too."--Hastings on Kucinich)
To: TornadoAlley3
Malaysia, Iran, Turkey plan Islamic Car
They'll have to hire dhimmies to get the work done.
So they won't have to shut down the assembly line five times a day
for prayers/foot-washing and similar inefficiencies.
6
posted on
11/11/2007 10:30:38 AM PST
by
VOA
To: All
7
posted on
11/11/2007 10:31:12 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
To: TornadoAlley3
Cartoonists ought to be able to do some pretty funny stuff with this.
8
posted on
11/11/2007 10:31:16 AM PST
by
LibWhacker
(Democrats are phony Americans)
To: TornadoAlley3
The seat belts are razor sharp. if you must stop fast... zzzzzip! It also explodes in congested areas.
9
posted on
11/11/2007 10:33:59 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. "What happens if neutrinos have mass?")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Does it point itself toward Mecca five times a day? Of course. And on the dashboard are illuminated images of an "ass" and a "hole in the ground."
To: TornadoAlley3
And here's a pre-production prototype.
Move over Yugo, you're about the be vindicated.
11
posted on
11/11/2007 10:34:15 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Mrs Crinton have Pay Feava. There she go now. "Ah Hsu Ahhh Hsu Ah Hsu!" Crintons worth every penny.)
To: TornadoAlley3
I predict an upcoming Darwin Award category reserved for these elite ‘businessmen’, my first reaction was regarding options (I predict Model naming will be popular this week):
Options:
Factory made Suicide Bombs
a Dozen Cell Phone Numbers, so you can spread IEDs around before liftoff
instead of a horn, you can order “Call To Prayer” 5 times a day
a push button auto pilot that will point the car to Mecca, regardless of traffic conditions
Guaranteed no pigskin accoutrements
instead of cup holders, hooks for a dozen goatskin bladders
3rd row seating for your favorite sheep
no American “satan” parts
multiple compartments for your Kalishnakov, sword, and other beheading devices
a “wife’s bench seat” outside the passenger compartment, with no seat belt
instead of a spare tire, a camel compartment, for “emergencies”
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/071111/malaysia_islamic_cars.html?.v=1
Watch for this on your favorite news channel (Steve Colbert)
12
posted on
11/11/2007 10:37:19 AM PST
by
CRBDeuce
(an armed society is a polite society)
To: TornadoAlley3
It will probably have a door for entry to women and a door for men.
13
posted on
11/11/2007 10:38:18 AM PST
by
353FMG
(Government is the opiate of the masses.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Not much head room, I’ll bet.
14
posted on
11/11/2007 10:39:38 AM PST
by
Ruddles
To: Ruddles
LOL
There’s plenty of room for heads in the trunk.
15
posted on
11/11/2007 10:44:41 AM PST
by
Balata
To: DoughtyOne
far far worse than the Yugo...the TRABANT--celebrating the 50th anniversary of its start --what a smelly pokey disgusting thing that was.
Good for something
16
posted on
11/11/2007 10:48:53 AM PST
by
eleni121
(+ En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great)
To: TornadoAlley3
They already have Islamic cars.
They’re called VBIEDs. (Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device)
17
posted on
11/11/2007 10:49:27 AM PST
by
Bon mots
To: Balata
Theres plenty of room for heads in the trunk.And for lots of rocks for stoning people. Also a crescent-shaped "moon roof" will be standard.
To: TornadoAlley3
They’ll never have a flat. Their tires blow themselves up.
To: eleni121
No wonder they did so poorly. They only had one horsepower.
20
posted on
11/11/2007 11:08:51 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Mrs Crinton have Pay Feava. There she go now. "Ah Hsu Ahhh Hsu Ah Hsu!" Crintons worth every penny.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson