And here's a pre-production prototype.
Move over Yugo, you're about the be vindicated.
I did not realize there was such a big demand for a car that detonated when you started it up.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Lots of luck building a car that is low-maintenance and affordable.
Who will build it? Muslim countries have a notoriously poor record at building efficient factories and goods. Even the oil industry is largely managed by foreigners.
Maybe they plan to use African slaves on the assembly line?
Does it point itself toward Mecca five times a day?
Cartoonists ought to be able to do some pretty funny stuff with this.
The seat belts are razor sharp. if you must stop fast... zzzzzip! It also explodes in congested areas.
I predict an upcoming Darwin Award category reserved for these elite ‘businessmen’, my first reaction was regarding options (I predict Model naming will be popular this week):
Options:
Factory made Suicide Bombs
a Dozen Cell Phone Numbers, so you can spread IEDs around before liftoff
instead of a horn, you can order “Call To Prayer” 5 times a day
a push button auto pilot that will point the car to Mecca, regardless of traffic conditions
Guaranteed no pigskin accoutrements
instead of cup holders, hooks for a dozen goatskin bladders
3rd row seating for your favorite sheep
no American “satan” parts
multiple compartments for your Kalishnakov, sword, and other beheading devices
a “wife’s bench seat” outside the passenger compartment, with no seat belt
instead of a spare tire, a camel compartment, for “emergencies”
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/071111/malaysia_islamic_cars.html?.v=1
Watch for this on your favorite news channel (Steve Colbert)
It will probably have a door for entry to women and a door for men.
Not much head room, I’ll bet.
They already have Islamic cars.
They’re called VBIEDs. (Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosive Device)
They’ll never have a flat. Their tires blow themselves up.
It will be named the “Ikillyou”!
IED, beheading knife (with video camera), suicide vest, female circumcision scalpel...
Does it come with a button with the number “72” on it which when press in the midst of public gatherings kills infidels?
I’m sure this “Islamic Car” will be built under strict “Halal” supervision under the guidance of the NAACB (National Association for the Advancement of Car Bombers) and designed with a large trunk and passenger space to accommodate larger explosive payloads, spacious Be-Head Room, Electronic Detonation/Ignition, Dynamite acceleration, offers the use of alternative fuels such as camel dung or infidel blood, a ”Suicide Belt not Fastened” warning light, mandatory C-AIR Bags, a spacious second hump like the camel for a extra explosive fuel tank, and an optional car swarm package and a choice of either Conventional or Biological weapons. Colors include “Infidel Blood Red, Islamic Green, or Burkah Black and mass produced in Detroit by Hizbollah Members residing in Dearborn-istan.