New Haven Michigan.
I spent a winter working in Michigan several years ago. In Michigan, drinking is a sport that is taken very seriously.....
If I lived in New Haven, (CT, MI, or NY), I would be stone drunk most of the time, too. It is not even Thanksgiving and we already have snow in PA. Six more months of winter.
Michigan?! So there is a Utica, Michigan as well?! Geez, can’t these people come up with new names for their towns? It’s almost as bad as Illinois (which has, Ohio, Peru, Genoa, Bridgeport, Albany and Allentown, among many others)