cause she's a silly fat cow???
>> we need to follow with a book of our own
Are you kidding? We LEAD with a book of our own!
It’s called “Mommy! There’s a liberal under my bed!”
Yes. Democrats are Mommy.....Mommy Dearest.
The cartoon Day-By-Day had a response to this: Daddy is a Republican with a 1965 Chrysler and bad peripheral vision. The bookmark is a flattened squirrel.
Conversatives defend the country, so those bad men with towels on their heads don’t cut off mommy’s head and baby’s too!
cause she's a silly fat cow???If this wan’t a family rated board, I could add some pretty good ones. Don’t want to get zotted.
1. Democrats try to abort us, just like mommy tried.
2. Democrats make sure we are always safe, just like Castro makes his country safe.
3. Democrats make sure children can go to school, soz dey can gets an edumacacion.
Funny, my mommy didn’t make me toss my cookies like the democrats do.
My dad didn’t sleep around on my mom like Democrats do.
Oh well Democrats, back to the drawing board.
From the author's bio:
"I currently live in Madison, Wisconsin, with my partner Julia, her daughter Isabella (age eight), and our cat Zachary -- all lifelong Democrats."
So his cat is a Democrate - probably donated to the Clinton campaign!
1. Democrats take your toys and give them to kids they like more than you.
2. Democrats make sure you always wear helmets and knee pads to keep you from both harm and fun.
3. Democrats make sure all children go to school, including the mean ones who make it impossible for you to learn, and who steal your lunch money.
Democrats are like the Mommy of the school bully, who refuses to believe her monster makes life miserable for others, and who claims other people don’t understand poor itty bitty Monster.
Why is mommy a Democrat?
Well, son, it’s because she has no brain. You see, when people are stupid they vote Democrat. It’s not your mommy’s fault. Actually, it is, but she will probably blame the patriarchal, puritanical culture and other wish wash that basically means she doesn’t have to ever accept what people with brains call “responsibility”.
But don’t worry son. Democrats get spanked, just like you do when you are bad, when they do things like run for office. See that boyish looking creature that calls itself a girl named Hillary? Well, she’s being really naughty right now and telling lots of lies and taking things that don’t belong to her (like daddy’s hard earned money). She is going to get a spanking too, very very soon. President Romney is going to have to use the belt too, because she’s been very bad.
And that’s why people who don’t grow up and still depend on someone to be their Mommy as adults are called Democrats.
Democrats make sure we share our toys, just like mommy does.
If RATS are so good at sharing then we can expect about 75 unfortunates to soon move into this homeless shelter that John Edwards is building in NC with his own $$$.
Yours is better.
Why Mommy is a Democrat:
1. Mommy did not finish High School and does not understand economics.
2. Mommy is an unwed mother, who depends upon government handouts for her existence.
3. Mommy gets all of her news from broadcast network news.
But most importantly . . .
4. Mommy loves the $25 dollars the Democrats give her every time she goes to a different polling place on the bus the Democrat provide on election day and votes for a Democrat. On good election days she can pick up $400-500 dollars by voting 16 to 20 times.
ping
LoL! re #2
Squirrelly Mom shelters the little tykes from the big old elephant!
Why Mommy is a dumbacrat
4. Because mommy is a drooling idiot who can’t think for herself