[RightWhale]

A horse and cart would do. Can’t see riding the horse and carrying groceries.

[VanShuyten]

Ride over to your ami's, and then eat it for dinner. France used to be, and maybe still is, the US's largest market for horse meat.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Horses are more difficult and expensive to care for and feed than a small car.

[mylife]

(clip clop)

(Rusty snorting)

KRAMER: Y’aah!

(clip clop)

(Rusty farts)

MRS. ROSS: (sniffing) What is that?

MR. ROSS: I think it’s the horse.

MRS. ROSS: Oh, God.

KRAMER: Hey, how’s everything? You..you need anything?

MRS. ROSS: This is - this is...horrible.

MR. ROSS: Excuse me,...what do you feed this animal?

KRAMER: Oh, you know, oats and hay. You know, they like that stuff.

MRS. ROSS: I can’t take this. Let me out of this thing!

MR. ROSS: Turn this thing around. We’ve had it. We can’t breathe back here! And hurry it up!

KRAMER: Rusty! Rusty!

GEORGE: (whistling)

(clip clopping beginning in distance and growing discernibly louder)

KRAMER: Whoa!

GEORGE: Wha - what happened? What are you doing back so soon?

MR. ROSS: Ask Rusty.

KRAMER: I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Ross. One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function.

MRS. ROSS: Thanks for nothing! Come on, George. Let’s go upstairs.

GEORGE: What the hell happened?

KRAMER: The horse is gassy. Must have been the Beef-A-Reeno.

GEORGE: Beef-A-Reeno? You fed the horse Beef-A-Reeno?!

KRAMER: Well, I overbought!

[Fairview]

Driving a horse is a tremendous amount of fun. I used to drive, years ago. The only trouble is that it really does take quite awhile to groom and harness a driving horse, then hitch him. You can’t just jump in and turn the key; the process is not going to take less than twenty minutes. At the end of the drive you have to unharness, cool the horse out, and clean both your cart/phaeton/whatever, and your harness. Also, it’s not much fun in the cold.