[ConservativeStatement]

[Bruinator]

Golly gee Andy, can we go to the fishing hole today? That would be just swell. We could invite Goober, and opie and Aunt Bee and have swell picinic.

[Vaquero]

gee Potsy, you are such a Nerd

[wideawake]

This pose explains his difficulty in locking down the black vote.

[LRS]

“Golly! A clean, brainy, biracial with a funny name! I like that!”

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and clean!
And I pity
Any pol who isn’t me tonight.

[camle]

“Ah’m all ears as ya may have noticed...”

[Thrownatbirth]

"Foriegn policy? As a child growing up overseas, I learned that the world is a Big Blue Marble."

[ElkGroveDan]

“Maybe if I hide one ear, the other one won’t look so big.”

[reagan_fanatic]

"Oh, goody! The Tele-Tubbies are on!!"

[shadeaud]

oh yeah......I can just see hillary stepping out of the shower with her body dripping of hot, steamy, glittering, silky water. Makes a man wanna .... just fantasize for a while....

[stylin19a]

“you all are right...I AM articulate looking”

[bubbacluck]

“Where did ya say Monica was?”

[Darnright]

"Hmm, let's see, Barbra Streistand is endorsing Hillary. I've got Oprah."

[Savage Beast]

I watched Oprah Winfrey's program yesterday about the logistics of moving her "Favorite Things" show from Chicago to Macon.

Oprah is a genius. About that there is no question.

The sheer organization--the ability to select such competent people in such huge numbers--the imagination--the energy--the ability to pull such a thing off in total secrecy--any one of these requires a certain genius.

I sat there thinking: If Oprah can accomplish all that she has accomplished in her life, she just might be able to put Barack Obama in the White House.

I know very little about Obama, and what I know isn't impressive, but I know plenty about Oprah Winfrey, and, not only is she impressive, but she is not to be underestimated.

[Seeking the truth]

Am I a brother on the Low Down?

[avacado]

"Ripping into Hillary... damn it's fun watching that wooden witch twitch!"

[1Old Pro]

“What the heck am I thinking...I have absolutely 0 chance of beating Hillary, Oh well”

[sportutegrl]

I wanna roll with the gangstas/Guess I’m just too white nerdy.

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

“Hi, I’m Barak Obama.”

(i panicked and drew a blank)

[kabar]

What, me worry?