[Esther Ruth]

I can see it now at resturants - the waiters will have to watch the customers salt shaker use and if they use to much the salt will be removed from the table. Or maybe they will just remove it completely and you will have to request salt (in triplicate form and notarized) and it will be decided by a special committee at each restaurant whether or not salt will be allowed on an individual basis. Some may become violent when they are refused salt. Shrinks/doctors will call this new syndrome Reduced Salt Aggression Disorder (R-SAD). Public Schools will use up at least one third of the school year in 08/09 educating the young sheep on the dangers of salt. Kids around the country will start wearing T-shirts that say Salt Free since .....

[absolootezer0]

but if they ban it in restaurants.. what will i use to keep my customers’ beer mugs from sticking to those stupid napkins?