Posted on 11/29/2007 9:05:55 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
MIDI - I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
I filmed Huma kissing Hillary...underneath the mistletoe last night
It got out of control...on the floor I watched them roll
If this gets put on YouTube...maybe it will take a toll
Oh, I filmed Huma kissing Hillary...I saw things I didn't want to see
If Seinfeld says it is okay...that she had been born that way
Who says Huma can't kiss Hillary?
I filmed Huma kissing Hillary...I felt like I was about to hurl
Like auto wrecks, they say...I just could not turn away
What Hillary suggested Huma said was quite okay
Oh, I filmed Huma kissing Hillary...I saw things I didn't want to see
If Seinfeld says it is okay...that she had been born that way
Who says Huma can't kiss Hillary?
Cheers!
Let me know when you want some volunteers for your security detail.
I like night shift.
And stay the hell away from Fort Marcy Park!
I’ll let you stand guard when I come to DC at the time of the State of the Union Address. Thanks.
Did you send a copy to the London Times? ;)
From my current location I am able to protect you from some very fine charcoal grilled steak. I’m also happy to place myself between you and a fresh baked potato, corn on the cob and steamed broccoli.
Be my guest. :)
Since I’m a vegetarian, you don’t have to protect me from the baked potato, corn on the cob, or broccoli.
Yes, a bearded, Birkenstock-wearing, vegetarian right winger. Go figure that out.
LOL!
Just try to stay far from the minions of the Hildebeast and I’ll try to cover where I might!
Doug, Doug .... PLEASE!
Whatever you do. Back away from the steamed broccoli. Back slowly away from the hot broccoli, and don’t make a sound. Don’t turn your back. Don’t show any signs of fear.
Stay very, very far away: There is no safe distance from hot broccoli.
“I,” on the other hand, am qualified to take on the steak and will gladly shield you from its (San Francisco-violating pollution and high calories.)
Doug, how do you handle Hillary?
Simple. You Huma her.
I’m here all week.....
These guys crack me up.
HILLARY VS. TERRORISTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpCKD9SOC9k&feature=related
Big Bump!
The Midi is great,too.
WOW Seven Years old and perfectly fitted to todays headlines!!
Thanks!
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