Posted on 12/02/2007 5:12:08 PM PST by uglybiker
LOL
Multimillion dollar plane and 30 dollar bake pads.......tisk tisk tisk......< /sarcasm> !
Actually I thought this was a new Russian aircraft carrier being tested !
And those are wet wings......lite em up !!
“They say it was “unchocked”.”
I think someone feels all chocked-up.
Doh.... bake = brake
It looks like a pinata.
Didn’t want this to happen (hotlinking not allowed):
http://www.micom.net/oops/NoChocks1.jpg
http://www.micom.net/oops/NoChocks2.jpg
http://www.micom.net/oops/NoChocks3.jpg
Well, no wonder you crashed! Ya pulled the wrong handle!
You were probably one of those guys who confused the "lunch" button with the "launch" button!
Do you know who the most famous detective of all was?
Clue: The most famous detective of all was not Sherlock Holmes, nor Hercule Poirot, Mike Hammer, Miss Marple, nor was it Peter Gunn or the Saint.
The most famous detective of all was Shirley Guinness.
Why?
Shirley and her French assistant Marci, opened their detective agency in the big city. Right away, the criminals started turning themselves in to the police, even before the crime had been reported.
In time, the police became curious as to why the criminals had been surrendering, before the police even knew a crime had been committed. They could no longer contain their curiosity, so they asked one of the criminals why he had surrendered.
The criminal replied, “I knew that Shirley Guiness and Marci would follow me the rest of my days.”
Do you know who the most famous detective of all was?
Clue: The most famous detective of all was not Sherlock Holmes, nor Hercule Poirot, Mike Hammer, Miss Marple, nor was it Peter Gunn or the Saint.
The most famous detective of all was Shirley Guinness.
Why?
Shirley and her French assistant Marci, opened their detective agency in the big city. Right away, the criminals started turning themselves in to the police, even before the crime had been reported.
In time, the police became curious as to why the criminals had been surrendering, before the police even knew a crime had been committed. They could no longer contain their curiosity, so they asked one of the criminals why he had surrendered.
The criminal replied, “I knew that Shirley Guiness and Marci would follow me the rest of my days.”
Doncha wish you’d skipped this thread now?
B.S. doesn’t destroy Error Buses.
Thailand?
“Don’t EVER push the little WED button!”
Someone Etihad a bad day.
Can you say, “PARTS?”
Bake the hall in the candle of her brain!!!
I wonder if they were wooden chocks. Because everyone knows to ask, by now, “how much wood woulda wood chock chock if a wood chock could chock moose”?
Yeah but I can’t spell it .......;o)
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