Posted on 12/04/2007 5:53:53 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
DECK THE HALLS
MIDI - I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
I helped solicit all the dough...Peter Paul snitched on me
And soon the voters all will know...Peter Paul snitched on me
Oh, yes, I bribed a federal judge....I gave him a wink and nudge...I hope this isn't seen on Drudge
Peter Paul snitched on me
Oh, I might not win nomination...someone will pay if I lose
I might not win nomination...would you want to be in their shoes?
The FEC got false reports...Peter Paul snitched on me
It's justice that I always thwart...Peter Paul snitched on me
Oh, yes, I bribed a federal judge....I gave him a wink and nudge...I hope it's not seen on Drudge
Peter Paul snitched on me
Oh, I might not win nomination...someone will pay if I lose
I might not win nomination...would you want to be in their shoes?
My declaration was a lie...Peter Paul snitched on me
I'm gonna get that Upland guy...Peter Paul snitched on me
Yes, I bribed a federal judge....I gave him a wink and nudge...I hope it's not seen on Drudge
Peter Paul snitched on me
Oh, I might not win nomination...someone will pay if I lose
I might not win nomination...would you want to be in their shoes?
As my numbers keep falling I'm really mad...the New York Times says it looks bad
It's a real rotten Christmas
Pinging all two people on the ping list
"I'm gonna get that Upland guy.."
Careful Doug. You'll definitely be on the Fort Marcy Park party invite list if the Bwitch wins or loses.
How thrilling that your ping list doubled in size overnight!
Are you still a Valley Boy? I grew up in your hood.
West Valley for 40 years, Woodland Hills for 25 years, but not for much longer. The Valley has become too crowded and too liberal for even my thick skin, so it’s time to head for the hills. I haven’t decided exactly where yet, still looking. The final straw was when my district got re-gerrymadered from that dork Brad Shermnan, to the Nazi Waxman. TIME TO GO!
Oh yeah, it’s bad. I grew up in Tarzana myself. Parents still there. I’m near the O.C. border now and spend a lot of time there. You would not BELIEVE it under the Orange Curtain — you can actually walk around “out of the closet” and find fellow conservatives at every gathering. For me it’s like a gay man in 1990 finding Santa Monica Blvd in WeHo. Wow, my kind!!
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