Posted on 12/05/2007 3:05:39 PM PST by WesternCulture
A social club in Devon has banned a 77-year-old man from breaking wind while indoors.
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Must be a relative. I got kicked out of the room in the fourth grade for doing it. I never figured out the logic of making me go sit in the hall while my classmates had to remain in the room with the fart. I thought that was an added bonus. lol
I have a co-worker/friend who was so bad one time at work everyone had to leave the work area. After one such attack I went to the lunchroom for a break where I found my friend sitting at one of the tables eating a very large container of baked beans. I asked him if he was trying to kill everyone. He just gave me a puzzled what-did-I-do look.
I got tired of being “invited” to useless, marathon, administrative meetings so I would cook up a strong batch of split green pea soup the day before.
It wasn’t long before I was no longer invited. Best move(ment) of my career.
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