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1 posted on 12/05/2007 3:05:42 PM PST by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

No Sh@t?


2 posted on 12/05/2007 3:07:49 PM PST by pipecorp ( Al Lahsucks (boat steersman ) hell)
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To: WesternCulture

Well, THAT stinks!


3 posted on 12/05/2007 3:08:18 PM PST by digger48
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To: WesternCulture

It’s so much the smell that bothers me as when it burns my eyes.


4 posted on 12/05/2007 3:08:58 PM PST by Rb ver. 2.0 (Global warming is the new Marxism.)
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To: WesternCulture

Joseph Pujol is rolling in his grave.

http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=202

Wonder what Mr.Methane thinks of all this.

http://www.mrmethane.com/


5 posted on 12/05/2007 3:10:48 PM PST by Para-Ord.45
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To: WesternCulture

Mr Fox, a club regular for 20 years, said: "I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now."
6 posted on 12/05/2007 3:11:30 PM PST by iowamark
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To: WesternCulture

Guess that end the “here, pull my finger” tricks for the visiting grandchildren.


7 posted on 12/05/2007 3:12:01 PM PST by edcoil (Reality doesn't say much - doesn't need too)
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To: WesternCulture

No Farting Zone?


8 posted on 12/05/2007 3:12:04 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia (CNN: Full of plants from the DNC Plant-ation.)
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To: WesternCulture

This is obviously breaking news...


9 posted on 12/05/2007 3:12:34 PM PST by deks
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To: WesternCulture

Don’t laugh, Democrats are looking at banning farting altogether to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.


10 posted on 12/05/2007 3:12:59 PM PST by Always Right
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To: WesternCulture

Lord Windesmere of Whopping Foghole


11 posted on 12/05/2007 3:13:06 PM PST by ElkGroveDan (If Rudy's an influential conservative, then I'm an award winning concert pianist.)
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To: WesternCulture

Buckman!


15 posted on 12/05/2007 3:17:55 PM PST by Dahoser (America's great untapped alternative energy source: The Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.)
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To: WesternCulture

I hear the resolution just squeaked by.


16 posted on 12/05/2007 3:18:04 PM PST by Argus
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To: WesternCulture
What a sad claim to fame...


17 posted on 12/05/2007 3:19:19 PM PST by bannie
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To: WesternCulture

Hope the old fart is carful standing next to a guy stepping out for a smoke. Booooooom!


20 posted on 12/05/2007 3:21:54 PM PST by Proud2BeRight
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To: WesternCulture

Tea with your air biscuit? My friend called it stealthfunk.


31 posted on 12/05/2007 3:39:44 PM PST by manic4organic (Send a care package through USO today.)
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To: WesternCulture

This story doesn’t pass the smell test.


32 posted on 12/05/2007 3:43:05 PM PST by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: SheLion

Shelion, I don’t know if you still do a smoker’s pinglist, but right here in this story the underlying cause is the banning of indoor smoking. The smokers made the place bearable.


33 posted on 12/05/2007 3:47:33 PM PST by JerseyHighlander
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To: WesternCulture

And I suppose they’re going enforce it by having a large open flame near the front door?


40 posted on 12/05/2007 5:27:16 PM PST by ArmstedFragg
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To: WesternCulture

Suggestion: Replace the word ‘bark’

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXko2YCuZa8


41 posted on 12/05/2007 10:51:37 PM PST by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

Must be a relative. I got kicked out of the room in the fourth grade for doing it. I never figured out the logic of making me go sit in the hall while my classmates had to remain in the room with the fart. I thought that was an added bonus. lol


42 posted on 12/05/2007 10:56:55 PM PST by flying Elvis ("In...War, the errors which proceed from a spirit of benevolence are the worst" Clausewitz.)
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