[Libloather]

It's so frickin' cold on the right coast, heat doesn't stand a chance...

[GSWarrior]

It must be difficult to attract good writers to Ely.

[irishtenor]

I only use my lights at night when it is cooler, so it doesn’t matter.

[RedCell]

They can just bite me.

[fleagle]

It’s all good. I’m stuffing stocking with carbon offsets this year.

[Cicero]

Hasn't anybody heard about global warming?

Gee, come to think of it, now that you mention it, I think I HAVE heard something about global warming.

Now, what was it? I just don't remember.

[capt. norm]

I imagine that sooner or later (probably sooner) LED's will replace most of the home Christmas tree lights now in use.

My son just bought a set of the currently available LEDs and although they are a bit pricey, they last darn near forever....and they are programmable (the really fun part).

[Chickensoup]

Why dont they pick on the Chinese? Or the Arabs?

[Viking2002]

If this article isn't a joke, then Kent Harper needs his ass removed and presented back to him as a Christmas gift.

I volunteer.

[keat]

[ari-freedom]

my gosh can’t these liberal idiots just shut up and get a clue? just for once.

[Normal4me]

From now on I am going to burn something everytime I read a globull warming article on FR. I can start with a tire and old paint and move on to plastics.

[Afronaut]

No Grass has been mowed in the Southeast this year. That is enough savings from those Briggs & Stratton’s for the USA to light it up this year!

[BenLurkin]

Satire this year.

Next the the ecoloons will be saying this seriously.

[samtheman]

I assume this is sarcasm.

[ConservaTexan]

It's not just the lights. It's the entire, capitalistic commercial frenzy.

The true target of the GW movement has been identified.

[commish]

Dear Mr Kent Harper, Please stop by Casa De Commish, I will even come pick you up -- you can ride with me in my gas guzzling Mustang as we hurtle toward my house. Don't worry Mr. harper we can't miss my house, the glow is visible from a mile away on a nice December night.

Once you finished puking from the ride and freaking about the outside display we will go inside where you can freak anew over the myriad lights and lighted decorations.

Why yes that is an 8 foot christmas tree with over a thousand lights on it, and yes the entire breakfast nook is taken up by a lighted christmas village, oh you like the train too..nice... and I can see by the expression of horror on your lil liberal whiney ass crybaby face you have seen the nativity in front of the fireplace, oh here let me light it up for you to see better.

Now, a place to sit....hmmm.... there is a good spot, right on top of my Christmas Tree! Just bend over and let me position it you sobbing little whimpering piece of excrement.

[lesser_satan]

How about I chop up 40 eco-freaks and use them as firewood? Would that help the planet?

I’m so f#$ing sick of this enviro-hysteria and its idiot pimps in the media I could vomit.

[mylife]

Good! I hope the liberal idiots keep whining and demonizing everthing.

Eventually they will piss of everyone and no one will listen to their whiny butts again.

[mylife]

This just has to be satire

[ripley]

not too many lights here during past Christmasses, but this year the stops are going to be pulled. there will be lights all over the place, just because the atheist punks have started their objections to creches in public.

they’re hiding behind religion and claiming to be offended because of religious sensibilities; hogwash. they just won’t declare themselves and their spiritual emptiness.