MUSLIM CULTURE TESTS

Nealz Nuze/WSB Radio ^ | December 7, 2007 | Neal Boortz

[Turret Gunner A20]

An official from Sudan says that Westerners going to live in Sudan should have to pass an exam on the local culture ... in other words, be indoctrinated on the Islamic ways of life.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7127128.stm

Khalid al Mubarak works at London's Sudan embassy. He says that courses were mandatory in the colonial era and they "worked very well." He says a two-week course could help avoid accidental insults ... like naming a teddy bear after the prophet Muhammad.

The courses would be run through government colleges and "should consist of educating somebody of what is acceptable and what is not acceptable in Muslim cultures." For example, it is important for Westerners to learn how to "properly" speak to a woman "who must be treated with deference and modesty." Westerners should also know to eat with their right hand and wipe with their left.

I wonder if they will teach westerners how to murder their daughters if they become rape victims, or that it is OK to name a suicide bomber Muhammad, but not a cuddly little teddy bear.

[Turret Gunner A20]

The best thing to do is stay out of that flea-bitten sewer.

[wastedyears]

I already wasn’t ever going to Sudan.

[Thommas]

Islam, thy name is tolerance.

[Lurking in Kansas]

I have no problem with that, oh, as long as they do the same coming into the US.

[weegee]

“Westerners should also know to eat with their right hand and wipe with their left.”

What next, being required to be SEEN doing the wudu dance before going to the bathroom so that the Islamic supremacists aren’t outraged?

[17th Miss Regt]

or that it is OK to name a suicide bomber Muhammad, but not a cuddly little teddy bear.

What if we strap an explosive belt onto a cuddly little teddy bear and name him Mohammed?

[G8 Diplomat]

Westerners going to live in Sudan should have to pass an exam on the local culture

Then why don't they have to do the same if they come to the US??

[GovernmentIsTheProblem]

“He says a two-week course could help avoid accidental insults ... like naming a teddy bear after the prophet Muhammad.”

Cool. I’m gonna poop soon and name the turd Muhammed Koranimal, before flushing it.

[aroundabout]

I’ve never been there and I won’t be going back.

[Doogle]

Muslim culture test

OR

[USMCPOP]

I celebrate diversity and cross-cultural training. Perhaps I could assist in training Muslim visitors who come to the southeast. I’d start by treating them to some North Carolina Pulled Pork Barbecue and cold beer. /Sarc

[Larry Lucido]

Rule #1: We can change the rules any time we want.

Rule #2: If case of confustion, see Rule #1.

[x_plus_one]

Ann Coulter - “ Invade their countries, get rid of the leaders and force their conversion from a murderous suicide cult.”

[Jeff Chandler]

Note to self: Call Remax Sudan and tell them “Never mind.”

[Beckwith]

Muslim Culture = oxymoron

[San Jacinto]

If someone wants to go live in one of those places for whatever reason, then I think it’s fine to require them to learn the rules and live by them-—AND for any of those muslims who immigrate to a civilized Western country, they should be required to give up their 7th century habits beforehand. But Fat Chance for that to happen

[dbacks]

I would like to have the ‘green glass’ souvenir concession after they get their just rewards.

[tnlibertarian]

Nice humps.

[weegee]

The radiation levels will present a problem.

[weegee]

There are basic human rights that the Islamic supremacists deny non-muslims.

No surrender on the point.

There is no such thing as “muslim land”. Only land that is ruled by muslims without tolerance for the lowly kufir.