Caption Al Gore: Balancing Stick on His Nose

AktivOslo.no ^ | 11 Dec 2007 | Lene Haug

[Dagnabitt]

In Norwegian, the headline reads "Playful and good at balancing things on his nose".

The article goes on to explain the photo was one of six of former U.S. Vice President Al Gore displayed at a recent Nobel Prize related exhibition in Oslo, Norway.

[rightwingextremist1776]

That’s not a stick...that IS his nose!

[null and void]

Pinocchio

[cripplecreek]

Well he’s good at balancing his lavish lifestyle on his hypocrisy.

[ozzymandus]

The Pinocchio factor. “I invented stick balancing!”

[Responsibility2nd]

Stupid Human Trick.

[AnAmericanMother]

DANG! You both beat me to it!

"I've got no strings . . . "

[mvpel]

Unrelated question:

How do you say “décolletage” in Norwegian?

[TexGuy]

AAAaaaggghhh! ... It’s MANBEARPINOCCHIO!

[weegee]

Another Al Gore Junior balancing act...

[null and void]

Kvack...

[Hi Heels]

Oh, puleeze. It’s his HORN, not his nose.....

[weegee]

That photo reminds me of the photos the press conned Jimmy Stewart into posing for in Mr. Smith Goes To Washington.

[Psycho_Bunny]

WTF? Are they worshiping him now?

[rightwingextremist1776]

Well, at least someone made sure he didn’t have a magazine in it at the time...

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“How do you say “décolletage” in Norwegian?”
Da Skveezins.

[weegee]

Is that what Papa Al Gore used to do to hypnotize Al Junior?

[evad]

He’ll shoot his eye out.

[weegee]

Barney Fife only got one bullet that he had to load before he could pull his gun on someone.

[mvpel]

Kvack...

[null and void]

Him too...

[Charles Henrickson]

In Norwegian, the headline reads "Playful and good at balancing things on his nose".

Leken og flink til balansere ting på nesen

[Kimmers]

He must have pulled that stick out of his butt.....

[sbhitchc]

Think how big of house I could build with all these trees. I hope the little people don’t cut them down.

[Cobra64]

[Sacajaweau]

Always loved that picture. Bet he was the kid that no one wanted on their baseball team.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

"Well, shoot," said Noble Peace Prize winner and former U.S. Vice President Al Gore. "I take my witchin' stick everywhere I go and I can find water pert near anywhere." Then he demonstrated his method for forecasting rain.

[pigsmith]

“How do you say “décolletage” in Norwegian?”
Da Skveezins.

Dang it, you owe my BOSS a keyboard...

[Dagnabitt]

By big tree with laptop.

[Right Cal Gal]

Boy, for a Nobel Prize Laureate he doesn’t have the common sense of your average 10-year-old Junior NRA member, does he?

[Dagnabitt]

LOL!

[Retired Greyhound]

LOL! I have never seen that Nam picture of Gore with the rifle. What an idiot he is.

[Right Cal Gal]

I look at that photo and think: “How did that jackass SURVIVE long enough to invent the internet?

[EscapedDutch]

"Unlike for his invention of the Internet, Al Gore does have photographic evidence of his invention of the Chinese Circus Act."

[Chode]

Whys everybody always pickin on me...???

[Flora McDonald]

LOL! That made me laugh so hard, I was cryin’.

[Minnesoootan]

That is not unlike me out in the woods downloading trail cam pics!!!

[SueRae]

I knew this thread would be funny...but THAT was sidesplitting

[SaxxonWoods]

“This stick will burst into flames from Global Warming in 5...4...3...2...”

[Zathras]

Just like Jose Consaco.
Finally they've found a good use for that thing mounted to his shoulders.

[MNJohnnie]

Next on Letterman, Stupid Human tricks!

[Ghengis]

European Mucous Standards and Measurement spokesperson, Gnasal Schnozzhanger, recognizes Al Gore for developing the world's largest stalagmite booger.

[G8 Diplomat]

ROFLOL!!

[maine-iac7]

for a Nobel Prize Laureate he doesn’t have the common sense of your average 10-year-old Junior NRA member, does he?

Back in Maine, when we the 100-year ice storm in 1998, he came up for a photo op. He stood in the middle of a road holding a broken power line, one end in each hand.

The editor out in a caveat NOT to try this as it was exrememly dangerous = and stupid.

All I could think of was: "Quick, some one, pull the switch!"

[xtinct]

cawfee missed the keyboard... good one!!!

[mountainlyons]

I invented the Circus too.

[kitkat]

C’mon...is everyone in on a joke that’s so obvious that no one has mentioned it? I CAN’T be the only one who can see that that “stick” is one of the trees in the background with Goober Gore posing so that it LOOKS like a stick on his nose.

[aruanan]

"Algore always loved smelling that end of the stick."

[avacado]

[Carolinamom]

Fact: Algore once claimed that he could hypnotize chickens.

Did he really mean chicks? LOL